infobaba:

@ vowiski
Lose Yourself, empty barrel

tobidaflava:

, vowiski vs info,

1. I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you --it's against my morals to attack an unarmed person.

2. Yeah, I'd love to mess your brains out, but apparently someone BEAT ME TO IT!

3. Are your parents cousins?

4. What's the best sex position for making ugly babies?
Ask Your Mom!

5. Your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

6. I know cement that gets hard faster than you.

7. Tell your mother to stop wearing different colored lipstick, I am getting a damn rainbow around my privates.

8. Go floss your teeth with the sweaty hairs on my ass.

9. Nice face, what are you going to do when the baboon wants his ass back

10. Do your parents know your gay?

11. Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?"

12. Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife."

13. "How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?"

14. "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having
met you, I've changed my mind."

15. "I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell til
I met you."

16. "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but
wonder: What the mess was I thinking?"

17. "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it
for me."

18. "If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister."

19. "As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the
need for therapy, "

20. "Thanks for being a part of my life!!! I never knew what evil was before
this!"

21. "Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would like to take this
knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."

22. "Someday I hope to get married, but not to you."

23. "Sorry things didn't work out, but I can't handle guys with boobs that are
bigger than mine."

24. "Happy Birthday! You look great for your age, Almost Lifelike!

25. Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission,

26. Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

27. Save your breath, You'll need it to blow up your date.

28. Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

29. Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

30. People clap when they see you, but they clap their hands over their eyes.

31. You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder

32. All day I thought of you, I was at the zoo.

33. I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

34. You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.

35. He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe

36. Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

37. If I was as ugly as you were, I'd immediatly commit suicide

38. You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.

39. You got a face only a mother could love, unfortunately she too hates it!

40. I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

41. Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

42. Sure, I'd love to help you out, now, which way did you come in?

43. Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice,

44. I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.

45. Well, they do say opposites attract, so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

46. I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

47. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.

48. You started at the bottom, and it's been downhill ever since!

49. I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

50. Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

51. I know what sign you were born under, 'RED LIGHT
DISTRICT'

52. It was a sad day when you crawled out of the abortion bucket.

53. Does your face hurt? It's killing me!

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission,
Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes,
Save your breath, You'll need it to blow up your date.
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Folk clap when they see you, but they clap their hands over their eyes.
You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder
All day I thought of you, I was at the zoo.
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't
count that high.
You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe
Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
You got a face only a mother could love, unfortunately she too hates it!
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special
effort today?
Sure, I'd love to help you out, now, which way did you come in?
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse
advice,
I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at
Cucumber college.
Well, they do say opposites attact, so I sincerely hope you meet
somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.
You started at the bottom, and it's been downhill ever since!
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of
shock.
Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
I know what sign you were born under, 'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'

ibkaye:

:p

infobaba:

vowiski:

in'fool'baba
so u re this smart?
i underestinated you.
thou u re still dumb

You do sure have a lot of Well-wishers. They'd all like to throw you down one,

Somebody said to me that you ain't fit to sleep with the pigs. Well, I stuck up for the pigs.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception

I hear you're connected to the Police Department - by a pair of handcuffs,

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

I heard when you were a child your Mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

Why don't you just open your mind and shut your mouth, both are empty anyway.

I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!

You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

Everybody has a photographic memory. You simply don't have the film.

You're about as good lookin as a cross between the Elephant Man and a Pitbull Terrier,

You! Off my planet!

See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?

Whilst every girl has the right to be ugly, you seem to have abused that privelige!

You're the kind of man that is a blueprint for building an idiot.

I'd like to leave you with one thought, unfortunately I ain't sure you have anywhere to put it!

Yeah, yeah, keep talking, someday you might say something intelligent.

Sure, I'd love to help you out, now, which way did you come in?

Excuse me, is that your nose, or are you eating a Banana?

When you were born, did they let your Mother out of her cell?

You're so bent you make roundabouts look straight!

I've seen better hands on a leper!

This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

You've got more chins than a Chinese phone book!

I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.

You're a habit I'd like to kick -- with both feet.

So now we know why some mammals eat their children,

vowiski:

remember when i said i was leaving?
now i m finaly going and would return some other time.
in'fool'baba you have really wasted my time. i got lots of addico to attend to.

vowiski:

we can never be.

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vowiski:

i want to say that we end this

vowiski:

REASON: experience, as a desire for experience, does not come off. we must not study ourselves while having experience.

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