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Joke Pass Joke by searay(m): 11:21pm On Nov 28, 2012
Letter to Bill Gates from Akpors..
To: Bill Gates Microsoft
From: Akpors
Subject: Problems with my new Computer.
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home
and we have found some problems, which i
want to bring to your notice:
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no
'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 'rescooter' is
available in system? I find only 'recycle' but i
own a scooter at my home.
3. There is 'find' button but it is not working.
My wife lost the door key and we've tried alot
to trace the key with this 'find' button, but
was unable to trace. Pls, rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt 'MICROSOFT WORD' now he
wants to learn 'MICROSOFT SENTENCE', so
when will you provide that?
5. There's MICROSOFT OFFICE, what about
MICROSOFT HOME since i use the PC at home.
6. I bought computer, cpu, mouse &
keyboard, but there is only one icon which
shows 'My Computer', when will you provide
the remaining items?
Last one Mr. Bill Gates Pls sir, how is it that
your name is Bill Gates but you're selling
WINDOWS? I think your name should rather
be Bill Windows
Regards,
Akpors..
Re: Joke Pass Joke by Ruqaya(f): 8:32am On Nov 29, 2012
funny
Re: Joke Pass Joke by oderemo(m): 8:49am On Nov 29, 2012
true indeed. so funny
Re: Joke Pass Joke by oyebidemi(m): 12:17pm On Nov 29, 2012
"O Try gannn"
Re: Joke Pass Joke by Series22(m): 1:19pm On Nov 29, 2012
U try, but all dis jokes about akpors is geting irritating
Re: Joke Pass Joke by searay(m): 2:31pm On Nov 30, 2012
Series22: U try, but all dis jokes about akpors is geting irritating
Bros, na my first time oooooo,
Re: Joke Pass Joke by executiveson(m): 4:06pm On Nov 30, 2012
So funny, you try pass some of the guys here
Re: Joke Pass Joke by RexioKlasik(m): 5:15pm On Nov 30, 2012
Nyc joke buh it cud b bera widawt dah name...Akpors
Re: Joke Pass Joke by executiveson(m): 7:02pm On Nov 30, 2012
RexioKlasik: Nyc joke buh it cud b bera widawt dah name...Akpors
but Akpors name sef na fun, or are u related to him?

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