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Beware !!! by Claroo(m): 3:19pm On Nov 29, 2012
From The Boyfriend Association Of Nigeria (B.A.N)
To Girlfriends
With regards to the meeting held today, the Boyfriend
Association of Nigeria(B.A.N) decided to go on a two
months strike starting from 1st December, 2012.
This strike is not to cause mayhem, riot or any form of
breakup with our beloveth girlfriends. We plan to use
this strike period as a time for appraisal and re-
dedication in our supposed relationship. During this
period, all forms of communication(formal, sexual or
otherwise) is allowed but all form of financial
assistance will be put to rest.
We assure our girlfriend(s) that this supposed strike
period, our commitment will be 100% and won't be
questioned, also, this period will not, WE repeat, will
not pose a threat to the relationship unless you the
girlfriend(s) choose to.
Full boyfriend responsibility will resume on the1st of
February, 2013 to enable both parties plan for the
upcoming valentine(14th February, 2013).
We thank our girlfriends for their anticipated 'Good
Behavior' during this period.
Sign
CHAIRMAN (BAN)
Re: Beware !!! by Florena(f): 3:23pm On Nov 29, 2012
Nice one!!!
Re: Beware !!! by Ofunaofu: 3:29pm On Nov 29, 2012
i concur!
Re: Beware !!! by Caseless: 3:34pm On Nov 29, 2012
No form of financial assistance and I go dey nack ? *dances to w4's control*

We resume after valentine....



SigneD: B.A.N. Member
Re: Beware !!! by k2039: 4:36pm On Nov 29, 2012
About time Girlfriend association also had a meeting
Re: Beware !!! by luvmijeje(f): 4:48pm On Nov 29, 2012
mtchewww,hw much be d money wey na deh give girlfriend.As far as am concerned na proverty deh cause all these.
Re: Beware !!! by Florena(f): 5:26pm On Nov 29, 2012
luvmijeje: mtchewww,hw much be d money wey na deh give girlfriend.As far as am concerned na proverty deh cause all these.
abi oo, na because throughout d year, dey would ave boasted of wat they do not possess, so wen d time comes 2 show their real swaggs, they back out
Re: Beware !!! by Caseless: 7:03am On Dec 01, 2012
Florena:
so wen d time comes 2 show their real swaggs.
the only way to show the swagg now is by putting the relationship on 'hold' or press 'stop' botton.
Re: Beware !!! by Caseless: 7:05am On Dec 01, 2012
luvmijeje: mtchewww,hw much be d money wey na deh give girlfriend.As far as am concerned na proverty deh cause all these.
dont be angry! There is resumption date to all dis. Thank u!
Re: Beware !!! by realsammie(m): 7:16am On Dec 01, 2012
facebook tins. meteeeeew

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