The teacher asked, "Boy what
is your problem?"
he answered, "I'm too smart for
the first grade. My sister is
in the third-grade and I'm smarter
than she is!
I think I should be in the third
grade too!"
Teacher had enough. She took Boy
to the principal's office. While Boy
waited in the outer
office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher to
give the boy a test and if he failed
to answer any of the
questions he was to go back to the
first-grade and behave.
She agreed.
Boy was brought in and the
conditions were explained to him
and he agreed to take the test.
Teacher asks: What does a cow
have four of that I
have only two of?
Boy : Legs, maam!
Teacher : What is in your pants
that you have but I do not have?
Boy : Pockets!
Teacher: What starts with a C and
ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and
contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy : Coconut!
Teacher: What goes in hard and
pink then comes out
soft And sticky?
(The principal's eyes open really
wide and before he could stop the
answer, Boy .
was taking charge )
Boy : Bubblegum, maam!
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who
am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy : Yep!
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You
fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
Boy : Wedding Ring, maam!
Teacher: I come in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I
drip. When you blow me,you feel
good.
Boy : Nose!
Teacher: What word starts with a
'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
heat and
excitement?
Boy : Firetruck!
Teacher: What word starts with a
'F' and ends in 'K'
& if u don't get it, u have to use ur
hand.
Boy : Fork!
Teacher: What is it that all men
have one. It's
longer on some men, than on
others,
the pope doesn't use his and a
man gives it to his wife after
they're married?
Boy : SURNAME!
Teacher: What part of the man has
no bone but has muscles, has lots
of veins, like
pumping, & is responsible
for making love ?
Boy : HEART, maam!
The principal a sigh of relief and
said to
the teacher :
Principal: Huh! send this
Boy .... to collage!!! Even I got the
last ten questions wrong
myself!

Even me o! chai!!!

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