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‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Timijo(m): 3:55pm On Nov 29, 2012
When we "laugh out loud" online, are we really praying to Satan, the prince of darkness himself?

The answer is no, but an image posted by a user on the social news site Reddit is warning the Internet otherwise.

According to the directive, which is meant to be shared "with Christians," the classic and ubiquitous "LOL" acronym stands for "Lucifer our lord," something the image's creator doesn't find funny at all.

"BEWARE: Stop using the abbreviation 'LOL,'" the hastily made image that invokes the same qualities as a Westboro Baptist Church sign reads. "'LOL stands for 'Lucifer our Lord.' Satanists end their prayers by saying Lucifer our Lord,' in short, "LOL.' Every time you type 'LOL' you are endorsing Satan."

If the warning, posted by Redditor DkryptX, in the "atheism" subreddit, were true, there would be a lot of Satanists on Twitter.

"I met the prime minister in overalls lol," pop star Justin Bieber tweeted from Instagram in one such example. Columnist Roland Martin also has a habit of ending his tweets with "LOL."

"Can someone please tell him that YOLO means 'Youth Obeying Lucifer's Orders?"" joked another Reddit user. Fans of the rapper Drake might disagree. The former star of the TV series "Degrassi: The Next Generation" popularized the "you only live once" acronym recently.

Still, the image warns "Do not use 'LOL ever again!"

Other sarcastic comments on Reddit repurposed "swag" to mean "Satan's wishes are granted," "ROFL" as "rise, our father Lucifer," and "BRB" as "Beelzebub rules below." Who knew that saving keystrokes was such a devilish pursuit?

To most people, however, ROFL means "rolling on floor laughing" and BRB is simply "be right back."

For language prudes, the outing of these "real" definitions may come as a relief. According to commenters the Reddit thread, WTF isn't an offensive question at all. It really means "worship the fallen."


http://www.technewsdaily.com/15639-lol-lucifer-our-lord.html

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by manmustwac(m): 4:54pm On Nov 29, 2012
RUBBISH! It really means Lord Of Love

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by DeepSight(m): 5:15pm On Nov 29, 2012
manmustwac: RUBBISH! It really means Lord Of Love

Nonsense, we all know it means "Life of Leprosy" for the sayer.

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Timijo(m): 5:55pm On Nov 29, 2012
manmustwac: RUBBISH! It really means Lord Of Love
what about ROFL, BRB and WTF.
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by zibe(m): 6:54pm On Nov 29, 2012
Stupidity is a disease. SMH!

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Joyeux: 8:11pm On Nov 29, 2012
Different meaning to different people but mostly used as laugh out lord.

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Heatblast(m): 1:26am On Nov 30, 2012
Religious people would always add religious meaning to everything *not suprised* undecided

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Nobody: 12:40pm On Nov 30, 2012
zibe: Stupidity is a disease. SMH!
Extremely stupìd indeed! Smh too..undecided

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by advocate666: 1:34pm On Nov 30, 2012
zibe: Stupidity is a disease. SMH!

SMH = Satan Most High.

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by PAGAN9JA(m): 1:43pm On Nov 30, 2012
LOL!
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by PAGAN9JA(m): 1:43pm On Nov 30, 2012
jk = jesus killed
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by CrazyMan(m): 11:20am On Dec 02, 2012
It means whatever you want it to mean.

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by k2039: 11:20am On Dec 02, 2012
Complete and utter bulshit
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Iaz93: 11:21am On Dec 02, 2012
advocate666:

SMH = Satan Most High.
Lol!

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Iaz93: 11:22am On Dec 02, 2012
Joblessness is a sin!

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Lordave: 11:24am On Dec 02, 2012
manmustwac: RUBBISH! It really means Lord Of Love
Lord of loots
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by tintingz(m): 11:25am On Dec 02, 2012
Craps!. . .maybe gtg means god to god?
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Opoki(m): 11:26am On Dec 02, 2012
Waiting to hear wetin Hades and Minion have to say on this.

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Cunninlingus: 11:26am On Dec 02, 2012
Revelation 17:12-14

12 And the ten horns which thou sawest are ten kings, which have received no kingdom as yet; but receive power as kings one hour with the beast.

This verse refers to the newly established and soon to be established Islamic states after the Arab Spring. The Ten Kings which are reffered to as having no kingdom actually means that the 10 ARAB Nations will unite and form an Islamic Caliphate. The Beast refers to Islam.

13 These have one mind, and shall give their power and strength unto the beast.
One mind means a singular unifying Ideology in the form of Islam.

14 These shall make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings: and they that are with him are called, and chosen, and faithful.

The lamb is Isreal.

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by zangiff(m): 11:26am On Dec 02, 2012
Format
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Nobody: 11:27am On Dec 02, 2012
What matters is the meaning you give to it.
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by warrikid(m): 11:28am On Dec 02, 2012
listening to track 16*
Artist-Dr dre(2001)
Title-B.I.T.C. .-.H NIGGAS
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by hardywaltz(m): 11:28am On Dec 02, 2012
LOL!!!
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Lovine: 11:31am On Dec 02, 2012
RUBBISH! It really means Lord Of Love

Lucifer is the lord of love or lust.
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Cunninlingus: 11:31am On Dec 02, 2012
Daniel 8:25

25 And through his policy also he shall cause deceit to prosper in his hand; and he shall magnify himself in his heart, and by using peace shall destroy many. He shall also stand up against the Prince of princes, but he shall be broken without raising a hand.

How many times have you heard that Islam is a religion of peace?

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Nobody: 11:32am On Dec 02, 2012
It has various meaning to different people...to me it means laughing out loud........lucifer can never be my saviour.....Jesus is my saviour

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Nobody: 11:32am On Dec 02, 2012
Small pickin Play!!!
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by OgidiOlu3(m): 11:32am On Dec 02, 2012
LMAO- Lord My Alpha and Omega. Ridiculous! sad

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Cunninlingus: 11:32am On Dec 02, 2012
Revelation 13:3

3 And I saw that one of his heads was, as it were, wounded to death, and his deadly wound was healed. And all the world wondered after the beast
.


This verse predicts both the end of the Islamic Caliphate after WW1 and also predicts the brief re-emergence of an Islamic empire.

The Arab spring is replacing dictators with Muslim Fanatics like the Brotherhood and Al-Qeada.

Will this eventually lead to Arab unification as preached by Gaddafi but opposed by his fellow dictators?

What is clear however is that the deposing of the dictators and replacement with populist hard-line Muslim fanatics has steered a renewed and fervent sympathy for the Palestine cause.

Will an alliance be formed to attack Israel as predicted in the end times?

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Nobody: 11:32am On Dec 02, 2012
.Small pickin Play!!!
Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by searay(m): 11:34am On Dec 02, 2012
Lol= Lord of Lords

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Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by tintingz(m): 11:36am On Dec 02, 2012
Cunninlingus: Revelation 17:12-14

12 And the ten horns which thou sawest are ten kings, which have received no kingdom as yet; but receive power as kings one hour with the beast.

This verse refers to the newly established and soon to be established Islamic states after the Arab Spring. The Ten Kings which are reffered to as having no kingdom actually means that the 10 ARAB Nations will unite and form an Islamic Caliphate. The Beast refers to Islam.

13 These have one mind, and shall give their power and strength unto the beast.
One mind means a singular unifying Ideology in the form of Islam.

14 These shall make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings: and they that are with him are called, and chosen, and faithful.

The lamb is Isreal.
worris this? What if i say that in [size=16pt]Isaiah 14:12:
"Lucifer the son of the (evil) star !"[/size]
See the star of David. . .

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