OH, THOU WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She married and had 13 children.
Her husband died.

She married again and had 7 more children.
Again, her husband died.

But, she married again,
and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
"Lord, they're finally together."

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend,
"Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"

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The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

Ciao

u abi? niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

lolabbie, com warn ur frend o, coz hmmm

i comment my reserve

tyty dear no worry,

i go warn am and if he refuses ,

dear i dey ur back,do am anythng

@Ty

Is that supposed to be a response to a compliment?

gud  

Next time, make sure u jump before u loook

hahahaaa,
jump b4 lookink ke?
ayus dat one dangerous ooooo

i'll use u as d ladder

I never try dat syle before oo? DOggy i know,wheelbarrow i does, missionary style i knows. which be ladder style again? Abeg ooo no be with m. make u go meet Ituen aka woman wrapper for that one

na u i wan train for dat one

lol

Apart from wheelbarrow and Missonary, we have the following

Death wish, suicide, expressway, electric shock etc

YIM me if u want manuals on it

one word old. two words still funny

Hail the king Ituen. Na u biko. would call for lectures.

Ituen, I always bow 4 u. . . .

crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

finally together , hmmmm

@Ayusman

you can come for lectures but make sure you wear 3 jeans trousers come oh

good one

Itue, no worry, i go come wit Lollybabe for lectures.

u go com wth who

U dey fear the long thing

cheiiii

dem don catch lola

dem no go fit

bt anus don tel me sey him thng no long now,so y is he askin if i dey fear long thng wey him no possess

A trial would conjure my dear. No long thing but damn effective thing

i hear u,

sit down dere dey day dream

@Poster Nice one.