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An out of job man applied for the position of an "office boy" at
Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a
test.
"You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send
you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start".
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."
"I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that
means you do not exist.
And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job. The man left with no hope
at all.
He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided
to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the
tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded
to double his capital.
He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.
The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go
everyday earlier, and return late,
Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.
Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet
of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food
retailers in the US . He started to plan his family's future, and
decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose
a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker
asked him his email.
The man replied, "I don't have an email ". The broker answered
curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire.

Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied, Yes, I'd be an office boy
at Microsoft!"
Moral(s) of the story
M1- Internet /email is not the solution to your life.
M2- If you don't have internet /email, and work hard, you can be a
millionaire.
M3 If you received this message by email, you are probably already an
office boy/girl, and not any close to being a Billionaire,
Have a great day!!!
P, S - Do not forward this email back to me, I' m closing my email &
going to sell fried yams (Dun-dun)!!!!!!!!!!!

HAVE A LUVLY DAY

aje awa o

@Poster

If u like, go around alaba market selling gino tin tomatoes and check out ur life in 5yrs time.

U will graduate to selling fresh tomatoes.

Self entepreneurship is no readily appreciated in naija so that theory is 99% wrong in naija.

According to me, i for still work for microsoft. In 5 yrs time, i for don be manager

hehe ituen

@ituen, i tink u are wrong dere

but if u prefer to remain dere without qualification, u will still be a boy-boy 4ur oga

To an extent, self enter. is a good tin i beliv

@Ituen

SO u dey dream of becoming _gatemanager?

E better pass for Yankee than here oh

@ituen, hear urself talk, gate manager beter dere pass nija hia abi

Na pple like una dey go spoil person show dere, wey dem go dey tink say we no get beter job hia

Well come to tink of it o, d job go fit u o

My sister,

If you go Italy, you go make money pass ur mates wey dey do marketing for bank

_{i no talk say make u do am oh}

Na pepople like ituen dey spoil show, when they ask them what kindA job they want, they'll simply say "GATE KEEPER'. . . . . . . Imagine. . Ituen

Ituen na u go go italy, God forbid me go do nonsense for italy, if i go maybe for a fashion or business

Its a good tin sha still tink abt dat Gate keeper job, u mit be considered

Na crime to go Italy again? wetin girls dey go find there wey dey make pple dey rake here?

No mind am. Na so she go dey talk God forbid, but give am visa and tport fare c weda she no go be d first person on d flight.

@Ninja tortoise na u get ya mouth

lolami whts up.

how hav u bin?

baby no just mind som pple

Hello Girlfriend, u ok?

me, mind ke, kojo, mio ri ro at all

Take kia darl!

Ewwww, pls no gal-gal affection here. This is strictly a Str8 thread. But with this kinda attitude, u fit make am for Italy in 2 yrs come become Landlady for Naija with the proceeds

na u sabi,

baby mi,ma wo oju uche at all

See Lola ooo. Ar u related to Salau

@Poster Nice one. . But about the selling of Tomatoes, u are on your own.

ayus man wetin bring dat question now/salau?

nothing babe, just wondering. Hmmmmmmmmmm

ayus guy no too wonder jare,notin dey hapen

ask 2face

@Lohlar

Like wat nijabyte said, u can go there and be a landlord and pave the way for our girls.

Cant u go to Italy for studies? See as ur mind rotten reach

It even tells me that u have tot abt that issue and ur convinced that ur gonna excel in it

ituen wetin my paddy do u now,

@ poster, that's a very good decision, in the next 50yrs you should be able to afford a bicycle

she no do me anything. She just doesnt wann be realistic

I wan send her to Italy for modelling ans she's refusing my offer

success123:

ask 2face

I pity ya life, tell your junior ones to drop-out and follow 5face step , Suffering na your surname

@Poster,
No email or internet??a bi weting you talk, i beg no let those yahoo! boys hear you oooo