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Nick The Dragon Slayer by brimbrack(m): 6:28pm On Apr 15, 2008 |
Once upon a time, and far far away, lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost. The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer, , The moral of the story, . Pay your bills |
Re: Nick The Dragon Slayer by ZUBY77(m): 6:34pm On Apr 15, 2008 |
remind me when to laugh |
Re: Nick The Dragon Slayer by quentininc(m): 6:37pm On Apr 15, 2008 |
@ zuby no b only u i gast scroll down c where e go end |
Re: Nick The Dragon Slayer by tufe(m): 6:46pm On Apr 15, 2008 |
this is a very good piece |
Re: Nick The Dragon Slayer by ituen(m): 2:05pm On Apr 16, 2008 |
Chaiiiii this one is hilarious |
Re: Nick The Dragon Slayer by tufe(m): 3:09pm On Apr 16, 2008 |
hope say u don see, now allow sincity to sulk nightie's boobies |
Re: Nick The Dragon Slayer by Talktrue(m): 12:12pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
@Zuby hey!!! are u Zuby,Futo,Osogbo, catch my drift? |
Re: Nick The Dragon Slayer by tufe(m): 1:23pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
ituen, hope u agree |
Re: Nick The Dragon Slayer by ituen(m): 6:20pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
Tufe, U know the best tin and u dont do it. Dont help Sincity to an early exit in enjoyment. Please!!!! |
Re: Nick The Dragon Slayer by tufe(m): 6:55pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
thats exactly what i want dude |
Re: Nick The Dragon Slayer by ituen(m): 7:28pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
Its good to be ur brother's keeper oh |
Re: Nick The Dragon Slayer by chistiana(f): 4:25pm On May 02, 2008 |
that's great |
Re: Nick The Dragon Slayer by Lolabbey: 4:38pm On May 02, 2008 |
nice piece,still lolling |
Re: Nick The Dragon Slayer by clemcykul(f): 4:39pm On May 02, 2008 |
continue doing dat its good for your bosom |
Re: Nick The Dragon Slayer by folly69(m): 5:00pm On May 02, 2008 |
nice post @zuby and quentin where una sense of humour |
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