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GOD IS NOT INVOLVED
God is NOT involved! You collect 100,000k as bribe and give 20k as tithe, and you think god is involved? God is not involved!
You say you be boko haram and you bomb and kill people in the name of your God shouting Allahu Akbar! God is not involved!
As a contractor, you win dubuious contract, and then give your pastor money and do thanksgiving because you think God is involved. God is not involved!
As a guy or babe, you dey make love and you dey holla oh god oh oh God! Do it! It is sweet! God is not involved!
As a born again Christian, you go to church and all you do is pray for Holy Ghost fire to kill your enemies because you think God is involved. Oluwa is not involved oooooo!
As a pastor, You collect money from poor and rich to a buy jets, build mansions, ride flashy cars and you think God is involved. Sam-sam ba ruwan Allah!!!!!
As a 419er, your maga pay and give you control number for $100k and you give your pastor $10k as tithes, because you think God is involved. Keriya ne! God is not involved!
As a student you use expo to pass your exams and then hold thanksgiving because you think God is involved, Mbanuuuu!!!! Chineke, Jehovah Nissi is not involved!
As a politician, You rig election and win, and then claim it as God’s gift, fa fa fao! God is not involved! As a musician, after you sing about how many girls dey trip for you, how many girls you don sleep with, after you show pixs of naked girls in your video, you sing one song to thank baba God, because you want to involve God, Iro ni Oludumare is not involved! Truly God is not involved in many things we do in 9ja!!!!!

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Funny and true.

'If u claim boko haram, kill, bomb people and u are shouting ALLAHU AKBAR ...God is not involved'.

'And, as a pastor, u collect money frm the poor to live-large and u are saying God is involved....sam-saam...God is not involved'.

These lines are my best lines.......

I hope ORITSE-JET-AFOR and OYE-DUPE-POOR are aware of this msg.

you sell your gadget to somebody knowing fully well it has a big hidden fault...and u shout ope oo..thank you jesus...
my brother God is not involved.