NOLLYWOOD WAHALA (Add urs)
1. The greatest mistake when you are acting
a movie is when PATIENCE OZOKWOR is your
mother-in-law, i pity you.
2. The greatest mistake a girl will make in a
movie is going out on a date with JOHN
OKAFOR. I sorry for you.
3. The greatest mistake you will make in a
movie is when you are rich and PETE EDOCHIE
is your elder brother. (R.I.P).
4. The greatest mistake a girl will make in a
movie is to marry JIM IYKE. (Beating Things).
5. The greatest mistake you will make in a
movie is dragging a land with CHINWETALU
AGU. You will end up sick or dead.
6. The greatest mistake a man and a woman
will make in a movie is when AKI and
PAWPAW are their Children. (High Blood
Pressure).
Keep it rolling....

A drunkard was coming home from a local liquor shop late at night. He lived alone and locked his house whenever he went out.
As he neared his house he took out his key to open the lock, but he could not manage to put the key into the hole.
After trying this repeatedly, he was tired.
A neighbor who was witnessing the scene took pity on him and said, "Give me the key I will get it open for you."
The drunkard looked for a while, and said to him, "The lock will be opened by me, but do me a favor, please hold the house firmly, while I do the rest. Damn it, it is shaking like a pendulum.