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| Wife's Gift Certificate by seunspice(m): 3:22pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
A married man was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday, she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea, why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it . . . she'll probably be thrilled." So the fellow did. The next day his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?" "Yes, I did," said the fellow. "Did she like it?" His buddy asked. "Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling 'I'll be back in an hour!'" |
| Re: Wife's Gift Certificate by Nobody: 3:32pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
Smart Wife |
| Re: Wife's Gift Certificate by Lolabbey: 3:35pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
so smart |
| Re: Wife's Gift Certificate by ituen(m): 4:37pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
@Aisha I hope you wont do that to folly |
| Re: Wife's Gift Certificate by seunspice(m): 5:11pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
Aisha, have you been married off on nairaland? i am missing a lot ooo |
| Re: Wife's Gift Certificate by RichDad1(m): 5:17pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
I will be back in an Hour  |
| Re: Wife's Gift Certificate by daychris(f): 8:42pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
@aisha, don't say i didn't tell you o, folly must not see this thread or else aisha2: |
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