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Nigerian Superstitious Belief by realsammie(m): 7:48am On Dec 04, 2012 |
NIGERIANS SUPERSTITIOUS BELIEF.. I believe everyone of us grow up with one or more of this belief.. But the questipn, how true are these superstitions 1) "Don't whistle in the sun, if u do snake will come out from their hiding. 2) The more the people that eye a cherry (agbalumo), The sweeter it becomes! 3) Don’t Drink The Water froм A Coconut Else yσυ Automatically Become An Olodo 4) Dont brush ur teeth at noon ur mom gonna die 5) If sun is shining and raini is falling at thesame time, that means a lion is giving birth. 6) Dnt let ppl jump over u, lest u become short. 7) If you put your eye lashes in ur parents shoe, it wil make dem foget d offence u commited. 8 Don't allow pple to passover ur hand or leg,else u will born a child with one hand or leg. 9) Don't eat any food dat falls on d floor,satan has eating it. 10) Don't eat a Fowl Anus else you will start Gossiping about the Community. 11) If ur teacher flogs u, rub d spot wit fowl Shit,his/her will swell d next day . 12) if u spit on the floor and someone stepped on it you'll have sore throat 13) Never cross a Pregnant Woman else the Child is gonna Resemble you. 14) After six o'clock, dnt pound any tin, else the chicks of d hen will die off. 15) Don't Flog Boys with Broom, else their Kokoro (D!ck) will start getting Small.. 16) a pregnant woman must not walk in the sun around 1-3, else the child will be an impecile 17) Do not eat on the road else you wont get satisfied with the food.what if i buy 20 raps of fufu 18) do not sweep the top of the table with a broom else u become hungry always/glutton. 19) If u urinate on a particular place everyday it wil form a snail 20) Don't play wif lizard cus if u do and d lizard shud make noise u wud get deaf... 21) if ur teeth fall off, throw it on top of d zinc, d lizard will take it nd gv u another one 22) Don't stand in front of a mirror at night else you will see evil spirits (demons) 23) If u take goat milk u wont fear anything 24) kill lizard cut off the head any chick that u having been toasting and she keeps doing yanga 4 you, place the lizard head exactly on the point she just finished urinating and that girl will nw love you like mad. 25) Kill a lizard, cut off its head and bury it with 1 or 2 coins after 3days go dig it you will see plenty money(coins) 26) If u kill ekpupuyeke (DUCK) burry d head and 7 days later it will change to SNAKE 27) Don't write on d ground at night with your finger else ghost will give u a score. 28) if u use water wash dog face and use thesame water to wash ur face, u go they see spirits. 29) As a kid,weneva u write on d ground [sand] and an ant climbs it,u will automatically become an olodo. 30) If u put bar beach water and another water 4 glass cup or anything, them go dey fight until the glass cup breaks. How true? You can as well add yours... |
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