After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her -- "Hello" "How are you! We've been waiting for you!" "Good to see you".

When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word", Saint Peter told her.

"Which word?", the woman asked.

"Love."

The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About six months later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?" "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a big mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation and I went water skiing today. I fell, the ski hit my head, and here I am. How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word", the woman told him.

"Which word?", her husband asked.

"Czechoslovakia."

I would have made him spell chokolokobangoshe

C'mon Aisha, u I never knew u cud be dis wicked. @ least for old times sakes, u'd have considered his plight. abi

One more thing, I like people with the name Aisha cos. . .

nice one ninja

Ninjabyte, TFY
translation: Thunder fire you

Nice one NinajaByte, real cool

Take am easy ooo Aisha
B'cos if u fire me with thunder, i fit be d one wey u go meet for dat gate wey go ask u question. And u know it aint gon' be easy.

Ah, I am sorry oh, I forgot. Sorry Sir. But pray am not the one at the gate when u come

na wa

ninja men i love this

i photocopy aisha ooo-------------d man 4 spell chogologogbamkoshe or beta stil spel ayamantangakukushi

is someone speaking in tongue.

sit down dere,u neva see anythg,

sakolomalakiriani

Lola, na wa for u oo. D good news b say if u tell am make e spell that tongu language wey u dey write, u go accept anytin wey e spell because u sef no sabi d spellin. Abi i lie?

Aisha, apologies accepted. But if na u dey d gate, i go scale any hurdle wey u put there. Abi u wan try?

me ke?

hmm,notin wey i no fit spell ooo

i can even spell --------------ninjajackiechannelgibsonsuperman

Babe, e b like say we fit liken ur case to that of Malcom C_raze. Ur own case na out of this world

lmao

bt com 2 tink of it,na u go drive go d place above d world?

Its funny what people might do when probably motivated. Give me correct motivation, i go drive u go anywhere, even if na cloud 9

ninjabyte that was such a nice joke but u such say u go fit take lola reach cloud 9
tufe go kill u first ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

no mind d guy,na because tufe no dey around

if na me be the woman i go say make the man spell the word backwards

Men re generally useless

Na God catch m
Lolami how u dey?

If men are generally useless then guess u don't need one in ur life. _{Cos only a useless person would want to associate with a fellow useless person}

chei! how i take miss out on this

lol e for say make e spell oloriokoinla

and female are generally stupid and dummy. how there right such useless word about men, are u out of ur senses, see if i had the chance to meet u there i will teach u a big lesson, do u know what we go through everyday to take care of u female, prostrating to bosses, u have better take ur time lohlarh. this has gone beyond jokes.

No fine cutie and charming babe go make such statement that men are generally useless. Only blind go say eye dey smell

@lohlarh

haba dat one dey too much o. Such a sweeping statement, Take am easy now. Wetin men do u. Dont forget, u need men in ur life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lorlha no like man at all

Didnt u know she is a brig general in d army

or probably she is a lesbian

dials lolarh nokai 3310

and it is unreachable

uses thread and needle to sticth sucess123's mouth*

whoever asked u it's all good olofofo is a profession

uses padlock and lock clem under and throw the keys away inside the bottomless pit of the devil