Rafael Valadao must have under estimated the size of his body when his attempts to escape jail ended in humiliation – when he got stuck in a hole he helped smash in his cell wall.

Firefighters had to free the 16-stone (approx. 102kg) prisoner when his belly stopped him making his break for freedom.

To make matters worse thereby compounding his embarrassment, prison guards stood round laughing as the operation to release him swung into action.

Authorities were last night hunting for a thinner cell-mate who managed to escape first.

Two other inmates waiting behind Rafael also saw their hopes of freedom thwarted by the unexpected hitch in their escape bid.

The four hatched their escape plan at a jail in Ceres in the central Brazilian state of Goias.

Firefighters stepped in around 2am on Tuesday after the two inmates waiting their turn behind Rafael failed in various attempts to push him through the hole they had made with a metal bar.

He was later taken to hospital under police protection with a suspected broken rib.

A police spokesman said: “He was screaming with pain when help arrived.

“He seemed to have underestimated the size of his stomach.”
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At least he should have tried dieting before trying to escape. Stupid man, no wonder he ended up in prison.

*falls from chair with a thud*ROTFLMAO!! Prison Break? Nah,looks more like the prison is 'breaking' him.

Lol,man in the wall

Hahahaha....

binger: *falls from chair with a thud*ROTFLMAO!! Prison Break? Nah,looks more like the prison is 'breaking' him.

I think he has the blueprint of the prison tattooed on his arm...LOL

Firefighters had to free the 16-stone (approx. 102kg) prisoner when his belly stopped him making Firefighters had to free the 16-stone (approx. 102kg) prisoner when his belly stopped him making his break for freedom.

To make matters worse thereby compounding his embarrassment, prison guards stood round laughing as the operation to release him swung into action.

Authorities were last night hunting for a thinner cell-mate who managed to escape first.

Two other inmates waiting behind Rafael also saw their hopes of freedom thwarted by the unexpected hitch in their escape bid.
break for freedom.

To make matters worse thereby compounding his embarrassment, prison guards stood round laughing as the operation to release him swung into action.

Authorities were last night hunting for a thinner cell-mate who managed to escape first.

Two other inmates waiting behind Rafael also saw their hopes of freedom thwarted by the unexpected hitch in their escape bid.

I swear I've been laughing my as out on Nl all day

THE MAN MUST HAVE FINISHED WATCHING PRISON BREAK AND DECIDED TO BREAK HIS OWN

He should have left without his belly.

e b lyk say d guy d0n dr!nk gaRRi beLLefuLL,

This Why I love My slim shape and flat stomach.
Fat is a problem most times.

He forget say Prison break na film?

Dis don pass prison break ooo.

Teabag,sorry,Fatbag gets stuck while trying to break the prison with Michael Scoffield!

The tattoo on his left arm is the eyes of the Egyptian god Isis. (Illuminate)
Wonders shall never end.

WHA!!!..i don laugh so tey ppl around me dey ask if i dey okay..bwahahahahaha

Wrong move. The other two inmates waiting should have decapitated him and make their escape.

The tattoo on his left arm is the eyes of the Egyptian goddess Isis. (Illuminate)
Wonders shall never end.

Dammit,I'm laughing so hard I think my belly will soon fall off

loooolz dis guy reminds me of manche in prison break, dumb ass want to create a sequel of prison break he shoulda tattooed d blueprint & look for a more spacious escape route

why they allowed him go first?
the dude lack contingency planning.

Listening to Stuck on you....by Lionel Ritchie 'cos of this.

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Aigbofa: At least he should have tried dieting before trying to escape. Stupid man, no wonder he ended up in prison.

Ma furst comment on nairaland.yay Me!prison break lmao.

dotcom_na_me_na_me: Authorities were last night hunting for a thinner cell-mate who managed to escape first.

Two other inmates waiting behind Rafael also saw their hopes of freedom thwarted by the unexpected hitch in their escape bid.

LMAOOOO! **crying real tears**

Serves the troglodyte right!

Too much of watching prison break

dotcom_na_me_na_me:

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