FINALLY, :THE FIVE ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under'.

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Thought for the day:

What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
Answer: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

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Corrupt minds

tnk u iya oko mi  

saintade01:

Corrupt minds

u dey vex?

hmmmmm realy nice bt de last 1 is unthinkable

iya oko ke?

i be ur iyale ooo ,

hmm guys don com,y he com dey unthnkabu,

d guy na saint na him mak am dey vex

tight joke

@ tufe
wecome sweety

ok iyale mi,

tufe:

tight joke

where av u bin, we've bin lookin for uu, abi iyale mi  

beeni iyale mii

this yoruba pass my power.

anyway, i swam 7 seas and climbed 7 mountains to be with u ladies today

u are a darling,

have this

9ice one

**catches the kisses from lola**

have these too

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@poster
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