Three guys talk in a bar. Two discuss how they are king in their castles and how much their wives respect them. The third guy remains quiet.

Finally, one guy turns to the quiet guy and asks, "What about you? do you rule your roost?"

The quiet guy says, "Well, just the other night, my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

"What happened then?" they ask.

"She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"

Ikenna wanted to get married.. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates [Ifeoma, Nneka & Ngozi].

He gives each woman a present of N650,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

Ifeoma does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

Ikenna was impressed.

Nneka goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes and perfume. She presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

Ngozi invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the original N650,000. She gives him back his N650,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, Ikenna was impressed.

He thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. They have all done well.

Then, he married the one with the biggest buttocks.

Men are like that, you know. You can never tell what they will base their judgment on.

"Then, he married the one with the biggest buttocks.

Men are like that, you know. You can never tell what they will base their judgment on.[/quote]"

Especially african men....lol

TRASIE:

"Then, he married the one with the biggest buttocks.

Men are like that, you know. You can never tell what they will base their judgment on."

Especially african men....lol

Laffing