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Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by Consultant(f): 9:53am On Apr 24, 2006
A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest:

As you shall make your bed so shall you ----  mess it up.

Better to be safe than ----  punch a 5th grader.

Strike while the ----  bug is close.

It's always darkest before ----  daylight savings time.

Never underestimate the power of ---- termites.

You can lead a horse to water but ----  how?

Don't bite the hand that ----  looks dirty.

No news is ---- impossible.

A miss is as good as a ---- Mr.

You can't teach an old dog new ----  math.

If you lie down with the dogs, you'll ----  stink in the morning.

The pen is mightier than the ---- pigs.

An idle mind is ----  the best way to relax.

Where there's smoke, there's ----  pollution.

Happy the bride who ----  gets all the presents!

A penny saved is ----  not much.

Two's company, three's ----  the Musketeers.

Don't put off till tomorrow what ----  you put on to go to bed.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ----  you have to blow your nose.

Children should be seen and not ----  spanked or grounded.

You get out of something what you ----  see pictured on the box.

When the blind leadeth the blind ---- get out of the way.
Re: Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by kajad(m): 10:38am On Apr 24, 2006
Children smiley smiley grin cheesy
Re: Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by Z4M4eva(f): 11:14am On Apr 24, 2006
Aww. This thread is Kool.
Re: Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by micklplus(m): 11:24am On Apr 24, 2006
yeah kids ! they are just toooooooo pure !
Nice one !
cheers cheesy
Re: Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by spikelord(m): 2:24pm On Apr 26, 2006
Na wa Oh!
Re: Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by Ddii(f): 2:21pm On May 24, 2006
lovely.
Re: Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by spikelord(m): 11:11am On May 25, 2006
Abi, Kids and their mentallity!
Re: Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by furlee(m): 11:26am On May 25, 2006
funny grin
Re: Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by baby4u2(f): 9:26pm On May 26, 2006
loved this. aww children, olodos. lol
Re: Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by mukina2: 9:39pm On May 26, 2006
smart kids grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by kay9(m): 7:15pm On Jul 15, 2008
Y'all know what? Those kids aren't Nigerians. Somebody call nightnurse so she can give us the Naija version. Pronto.
Re: Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by Tinkybabe(f): 3:37am On Oct 14, 2012
beautiful!kids are amazing!!
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