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Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by Consultant(f): 9:53am On Apr 24, 2006 |
A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest: As you shall make your bed so shall you ---- mess it up. Better to be safe than ---- punch a 5th grader. Strike while the ---- bug is close. It's always darkest before ---- daylight savings time. Never underestimate the power of ---- termites. You can lead a horse to water but ---- how? Don't bite the hand that ---- looks dirty. No news is ---- impossible. A miss is as good as a ---- Mr. You can't teach an old dog new ---- math. If you lie down with the dogs, you'll ---- stink in the morning. The pen is mightier than the ---- pigs. An idle mind is ---- the best way to relax. Where there's smoke, there's ---- pollution. Happy the bride who ---- gets all the presents! A penny saved is ---- not much. Two's company, three's ---- the Musketeers. Don't put off till tomorrow what ---- you put on to go to bed. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ---- you have to blow your nose. Children should be seen and not ---- spanked or grounded. You get out of something what you ---- see pictured on the box. When the blind leadeth the blind ---- get out of the way. |
Re: Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by kajad(m): 10:38am On Apr 24, 2006 |
Children |
Re: Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by Z4M4eva(f): 11:14am On Apr 24, 2006 |
Aww. This thread is Kool. |
Re: Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by micklplus(m): 11:24am On Apr 24, 2006 |
yeah kids ! they are just toooooooo pure ! Nice one ! cheers |
Re: Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by spikelord(m): 2:24pm On Apr 26, 2006 |
Na wa Oh! |
Re: Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by Ddii(f): 2:21pm On May 24, 2006 |
lovely. |
Re: Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by spikelord(m): 11:11am On May 25, 2006 |
Abi, Kids and their mentallity! |
Re: Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by furlee(m): 11:26am On May 25, 2006 |
funny |
Re: Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by baby4u2(f): 9:26pm On May 26, 2006 |
loved this. aww children, olodos. lol |
Re: Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by mukina2: 9:39pm On May 26, 2006 |
smart kids |
Re: Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by kay9(m): 7:15pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
Y'all know what? Those kids aren't Nigerians. Somebody call nightnurse so she can give us the Naija version. Pronto. |
Re: Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by Tinkybabe(f): 3:37am On Oct 14, 2012 |
beautiful!kids are amazing!! |
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