Man: hi monkey!
Monkey: hu's d monkey? U homo sapiens don't have regards 4 ur ancestors anymore.
Man: (suprised) u can talk?
Monkey: i've always known how 2 talk but u freaking humans don't give me a chance 2 show u how much of a genius i am!!
Man: u're a genius?
Monkey: of course i am!! Hu made obasonjor wat he is 2day?? I did!! Even michael jackson, i also helped him a little!!
Man: bt he's diffrent frm u!!
Monkey: u humans don't have real eyes!! He's different frm me because he choose 2 shave his beautiful thick warm hair and he's covering his skin with wat u sapiens call cloth! Uuuugh!! U stinky humans!!!
Man: can u make me wat obasanjor is 2day??
Monkey: are u willing 2 give up ur stinky God forsaken human nature??
Man: yes genius!! I want 2 b lyk u and become a president of nigeria!!!!
Monkey: welcm 2 d broda hood!!