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If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by Detonatorrex(m): 1:24pm On Dec 12, 2012 |
An old woman has a daughter who lives abroad but she cannot afford 3square meals a day. One day, the landlord visited d woman and asked her: Madam why are u struggling to eat when u have a child abroad? The old woman replies: Don't mind that girl, upon all the money we spent on her,she is only sending me photograph of an old white men,I wouldn't. Know if he wants to marry an old man. The land lord asked: Pls, can i see the photo? woman brought it out and it was bundles of 100 dollars Bill. if You were the landlord, what will you do? Give a sincere answer... |
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by tchaik(m): 1:37pm On Dec 12, 2012 |
*clears throat* |
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by Nobody: 7:25pm On Dec 12, 2012 |
i wil xplain 2 ha dat it möney nd nt fotograph nd i nd i wil help ha go nd change it 2 naira |
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by Detonatorrex(m): 12:29am On Dec 13, 2012 |
tchaik: *clears throat*you see person wey mumu like that and na throat you go dey clear |
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by Detonatorrex(m): 12:30am On Dec 13, 2012 |
oyetunji12: i wil xplain 2 ha dat it möney nd nt fotograph nd i nd i wil help ha go nd change it 2 nairabros are you sure? |
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by Nobody: 4:31am On Dec 13, 2012 |
Detonator-rex:i wil bt i wil lie 2 ha dat xchange rate is 10naira 4 1dolar |
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by Detonatorrex(m): 7:52am On Dec 13, 2012 |
oyetunji12: i wil bt i wil lie 2 ha dat xchange rate is 10naira 4 1dolarhehehe 1 Like |
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by Emmy9ite(m): 8:23am On Dec 13, 2012 |
I will tell her to throw away the pictures. I will also tell her that the pictures are illegal in Nigeria, that i can help dispose it secretly. Omo na go be that o! |
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by bakila: 6:17pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
Emmy9ite: I will tell her to throw away the pictures. I will also tell her that the pictures are illegal in Nigeria, that i can help dispose it secretly.Go leave your house because of dollars. Na wa oh |
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by Redmosquito(m): 6:24pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
****Uses tissue to wipe my eyes*** |
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by Detonatorrex(m): 10:54pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
bakila:who no like better thing? |
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by Nobody: 6:31am On Dec 16, 2012 |
oyetunji12: i wil xplain 2 ha dat it möney nd nt fotograph nd i nd i wil help ha go nd change it 2 nairana u lie pas |
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by bashydemy(m): 7:43am On Dec 16, 2012 |
Nice try OP, I will simply enlighten her cos i wont want to be put to shame when her daughter get back |
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by Detonatorrex(m): 8:58am On Dec 16, 2012 |
bashy_demy: Nice try OP, I will simply enlighten her cos i wont want to be put to shame when her daughter get backlmao..true talk |
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