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If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by Detonatorrex(m): 1:24pm On Dec 12, 2012
An old
woman has a daughter who lives
abroad but
she cannot afford 3square meals a
day.
One day, the landlord visited d
woman and asked
her: Madam why are u struggling
to eat when u have
a child abroad? The old woman
replies: Don't mind
that girl, upon all the money we
spent on her,she is only sending
me photograph of an old white
men,I
wouldn't. Know if he wants to
marry an old man. The
land lord asked: Pls, can i see the
photo?
woman brought it out and it was
bundles of 100
dollars Bill.
if You were the landlord, what will
you do? Give a sincere answer...
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by tchaik(m): 1:37pm On Dec 12, 2012
*clears throat* lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by Nobody: 7:25pm On Dec 12, 2012
i wil xplain 2 ha dat it möney nd nt fotograph nd i nd i wil help ha go nd change it 2 naira
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by Detonatorrex(m): 12:29am On Dec 13, 2012
tchaik: *clears throat* lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
you see person wey mumu like that and na throat you go dey cleargrin
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by Detonatorrex(m): 12:30am On Dec 13, 2012
oyetunji12: i wil xplain 2 ha dat it möney nd nt fotograph nd i nd i wil help ha go nd change it 2 naira
bros are you sure?cheesy
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by Nobody: 4:31am On Dec 13, 2012
Detonator-rex:
bros are you sure?cheesy
i wil bt i wil lie 2 ha dat xchange rate is 10naira 4 1dolar
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by Detonatorrex(m): 7:52am On Dec 13, 2012
oyetunji12: i wil bt i wil lie 2 ha dat xchange rate is 10naira 4 1dolar
hehehe wink

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Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by Emmy9ite(m): 8:23am On Dec 13, 2012
I will tell her to throw away the pictures. I will also tell her that the pictures are illegal in Nigeria, that i can help dispose it secretly.
Omo na go be that o! grin grin
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by bakila: 6:17pm On Dec 15, 2012
Emmy9ite: I will tell her to throw away the pictures. I will also tell her that the pictures are illegal in Nigeria, that i can help dispose it secretly.
Omo na go be that o! grin grin
Go leave your house because of dollars. Na wa oh
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by Redmosquito(m): 6:24pm On Dec 15, 2012
****Uses tissue to wipe my eyes*** shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by Detonatorrex(m): 10:54pm On Dec 15, 2012
bakila:
Go leave your house because of dollars. Na wa oh
who no like better thing?grin
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by Nobody: 6:31am On Dec 16, 2012
oyetunji12: i wil xplain 2 ha dat it möney nd nt fotograph nd i nd i wil help ha go nd change it 2 naira
na u lie pas
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by bashydemy(m): 7:43am On Dec 16, 2012
Nice try OP, I will simply enlighten her cos i wont want to be put to shame when her daughter get back
Re: If You Were Him,what Will You Do? by Detonatorrex(m): 8:58am On Dec 16, 2012
bashy_demy: Nice try OP, I will simply enlighten her cos i wont want to be put to shame when her daughter get back
lmao..true talksmiley

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