freecocoa: Eh! and my man is here sleeping.

*Taps him and says*
Wake up honey, you have an obligation to these b**bs.
Squeeze as hard as you can, suck if you have to sef.

Yeah just like that, ah oh that's nice.

tintingz: lol. . .na only guys dey reply

dhtml: I have saved many babes be that o

Tolexander: hmm!
Why those gurls dey vex anytime we try press the thing with style for secondary school then self? E be like say them no know say we dey help them to prevent breast cancer.
Ope o! opportunity don show cos we don gat medical reason to dey press dey go

tintingz: you better embrace the scientist advice...

Sisi_Kill: Lmao! Okay I take it back...this info is useful! Now Guys have a legitimate reason to unleash their inner perverts

"What. . .I can't believe you slapped me when all I was trying to do was save you from Cancer"

Ten bucks says Gautham Venugopalan is a guy!

freecocoa: Eh! and my man is here sleeping.

*Taps him and says*
Wake up honey, you have an obligation to these b**bs.
Squeeze as hard as you can, suck if you have to sef.

Yeah just like that, ah oh that's nice.

koolet: they wnt reply galz re angry we now knw their weak point

A-ZeD:

Freecocoa no need to wake him, my hands are free

Sisi_Kill:

Oh I'm embracing it all right . . .keeping it close to my chest. . .errr. . heart. . .oh you get the point.

freecocoa: Eh! and my man is here sleeping.

*Taps him and says*
Wake up honey, you have an obligation to these b**bs.
Squeeze as hard as you can, suck if you have to sef.

Yeah just like that, ah oh that's nice.

freecocoa: His hands are already working as we speak, thanks for offering though.

freecocoa: His hands are already working as we speak, thanks for offering though.

Sisi_Kill: First it was sanitary pad, now it's boobies

. . .Dude, I'd really love to have a looksee at your web search history.

@ Topic

Scientist - A little squeeze can stop cancer.

Women Everywhere - Oh cool! So how do we go about it? Is there a compressed Breast Cancer Bra we can buy?

Scientist - No! No! That kinda bra is not a possibility in the nearest future. We are just telling you a little pressure can stop cancer.

Women Everywhere ^{*scratching head in confusion*} - Okay, so what do we do now?

Scientist - We are just saying a little squeeze can stop cancer.

Women Everywhere - How do we know when a little squeeze is a little squeeze? Is there a gauge or something. . .we'd really hate to just be assaulting our breasts? Those things are kinda tender, ya know? So it would be really nice if you told us how to go about it.

Scientist - What is with all the questions? We already told you a little squeeze can stop cancer. What more do you want from us.

They are obviously just polongoing it to get more money because honestly, this info is absolutely not helpful.

tintingz: we dont need ya update mam...

190-the-clown:
Im forwarding this post to all my 7 GF's


it is either i squeeze or you get scared of cancer


Nigerian women - allow your b-r-e-a-s-t to be squeezed today for long life and prosperous br-est-icious

A-ZeD:

Why did you wake him? You for let the guy sleep small na!!! Pressing byeast is now medicinal so it cannot be classified under "cheating".

freecocoa: No worry, na you go do tomorrow pressing.

Sisi_Kill: First it was sanitary pad, now it's boobies

. . .Dude, I'd really love to have a looksee at your web search history.