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Important Announcement by Nobody: 1:54pm On Dec 20, 2012
Like Seriously, Five [5] Days from today I'll be Eating Up Rice with Mushroom Sauce -- What Of Ya? grin grin
Re: Important Announcement by Mynd44: 2:39pm On Dec 21, 2012
I will be eating rice and as much cow meat as I want with a whole lot of alchohol
Re: Important Announcement by Nobody: 2:42pm On Dec 21, 2012
Mynd_44: I will be eating rice and as much cow meat as I want with a whole lot of alchohol

Thats my Man wink
Re: Important Announcement by Mynd44: 2:45pm On Dec 21, 2012
El Guapo:

Thats my Man wink
All the food I can eat things na. Na so we dey do am
Re: Important Announcement by ijebabe: 4:29pm On Dec 21, 2012
Churching, eating, drinking and bleeping
Re: Important Announcement by Mynd44: 4:33pm On Dec 21, 2012
ijebabe: Churching, eating, drinking and bleeping
Bleeping? Chai
Re: Important Announcement by ijebabe: 5:03pm On Dec 21, 2012
Like you won't be doing the same thing wink
Re: Important Announcement by Mynd44: 5:11pm On Dec 21, 2012
ijebabe: Like you won't be doing the same thing wink
erm.....not telling
Re: Important Announcement by Nobody: 1:15pm On Dec 22, 2012
ijebabe: Churching, eating, drinking and bleeping

[size=13pt]Paradoxical[/size] -- After Church u then Jump To bed? **Reading Psalm 51** angry angry
Re: Important Announcement by ijebabe: 2:04pm On Dec 22, 2012
Sex Love trumps everything.
*Reading Songs of Solomon* tongue
Re: Important Announcement by Kunbee: 12:08am On Dec 23, 2012
Nansense
Re: Important Announcement by Nobody: 2:07am On Jan 02, 2013
Kunbee: Nansense

Try and Settle ur Grievances with Spelling - The Rift has Lasted Long

Kunbee do U know I miss U? cheesy
Re: Important Announcement by Kunbee: 11:26pm On Jan 08, 2013
winkYou still love me either way


I know you do cheesy, the handsome *hug* missed you too grin
Re: Important Announcement by Nobody: 12:02am On Jan 09, 2013
Kunbee: winkYou still love me either way


I know you do cheesy, the handsome *hug* missed you too grin

**Having felt her Bountiful Bosoms El Pleads**

Can We now Go into the Room and finish what u've Jxt started? wink
Re: Important Announcement by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:45am On Jan 09, 2013
El Guapo:

**Having felt her Bountiful Bosoms El Pleads**

Can We now Go into the Room and finish what u've Jxt started? wink
WHAT?!!!
Re: Important Announcement by Nobody: 9:22am On Jan 09, 2013
Mr.T Anonymous:
WHAT?!!!

Are u a neighbor to her? cheesy
Re: Important Announcement by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:32am On Jan 09, 2013
El Guapo:

Are u a neighbor to her? cheesy
No Ooh!I'm innocent,I'm only concerned.
Re: Important Announcement by Nobody: 9:34am On Jan 09, 2013
I wish u can Speak undecided
Re: Important Announcement by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:41am On Jan 09, 2013
El Guapo: I wish u can Speak undecided
i've spoken,pls check d above OP.
Re: Important Announcement by Nobody: 9:45am On Jan 09, 2013
Mr.T Anonymous:
No Ooh!I'm innocent,I'm only concerned.

Good for U Sir -- Are u a Press man?

I hate to have my affairs with Models on the News angry
Re: Important Announcement by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:50am On Jan 09, 2013
El Guapo:

Good for U Sir -- Are u a Press man?

I hate to have my affairs with Models on the News angry
hmmm,no!,would u nw answer me,what is ur relationship with kunbee?*just asking*
Re: Important Announcement by Nobody: 9:59am On Jan 09, 2013
Mr.T Anonymous:
hmmm,no!,would u nw answer me,what is ur relationship with kunbee?*just asking*

**Looks around to make sure he's Safe** :

Uhm. . .am Planning to adopt her as my 107th Wife -- Do u have a Problem with that? angry
Re: Important Announcement by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:10am On Jan 09, 2013
El Guapo:

**Looks around to make sure he's Safe** :

Uhm. . .am Planning to adopt her as my 107th Wife -- Do u have a Problem with that? angry
what?!!!*faints*
Re: Important Announcement by Nobody: 10:12am On Jan 09, 2013
Mr.T Anonymous:
what?!!!*faints*

Am an African -- The figure could hit 300 by Xmas wink
Re: Important Announcement by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:19am On Jan 09, 2013
El Guapo:

Am an African -- The figure could hit 300 by Xmas wink
i was only joking*draws him close n whispers into his left ear,as 4 me ooh,i'm innocent,i only have one wife and 750 concubines.(I only wish my wife no go see wetin i write ooh)
Re: Important Announcement by Nobody: 1:18pm On Jan 09, 2013
Mr.T Anonymous:
i was only joking*draws him close n whispers into his left ear,as 4 me ooh,i'm innocent,i only have one wife and 750 concubines.(I only wish my wife no go see wetin i write ooh)

Hehe **Taps him on the back**

Solomon in the Bible must be ur Rolemodel cheesy cheesy
Re: Important Announcement by Kunbee: 2:32am On Aug 01, 2013
El Guapo:

**Having felt her Bountiful Bosoms El Pleads**

Can We now Go into the Room and finish what u've Jxt started? wink


I have just joined the convent.


Don't sin and don't let others around you sin.

Shalom *halo*
Re: Important Announcement by Nobody: 8:26am On Aug 01, 2013
Kunbee: I have just joined the convent.


Don't sin and don't let others around you sin.

Shalom *halo*

After 7 months, Kunbee u resurfaced with this bombshell instead of my kids?

Anyway, which of these are u affiliated with; Monks, friars or Nuns? cheesy
Re: Important Announcement by Kunbee: 10:26pm On Aug 08, 2013
El Guapo:

After 7 months, Kunbee u resurfaced with this bombshell instead of my kids?

Anyway, which of these are u affiliated with; Monks, friars or Nuns? cheesy


Which kids?!!!!! shocked shocked, I am innocent as day.




I am still in transition to becoming a nun but I may drop it all if I get a chance to see your face grin
Re: Important Announcement by Nobody: 10:31pm On Aug 08, 2013
Kunbee: Which kids?!!!!! shocked shocked, I am innocent as day.

I am still in transition to becoming a nun but I may drop it all if I get a chance to your face grin

Lol!

I Pray thee to keep up with the transition.

I am Innocent as day cheesy
Re: Important Announcement by Kunbee: 10:09pm On Sep 29, 2013
You lack romance


smh

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