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Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by fleyboy02: 5:12pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
I'm going to tell you a story you have never heard about, so pull up a chair and seat on the floor. Admission is free, so pay at the door. One fine day, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight...... Back to back, they face each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf cop heard the shot and save the lives of the two dead boys. If you don't believe my lies is true, ask the blind man over dere, he saw it too!! 2 Likes |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by billios: 6:07pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
so u are blind!!!!!!!! sorry 1 Like |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by fleyboy02: 10:28pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
billios: so u are blind!!!!!!!! sorryU are the beggiest illiterate have ever set my eyes on...can't u read? |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by Lagusta(m): 11:22pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
fleyboy02: U are the beggiest illiterate have ever set my eyes on...can't u read? #GBAGAUN 2 Likes |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by fleyboy02: 11:37pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Lagusta:Lwkmd Datz chines spelling otondo!ยก |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by Nobody: 9:42am On Dec 21, 2012 |
Funny comments |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by jamesacho(m): 9:54am On Dec 21, 2012 |
Nonesense |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by fleyboy02: 9:59am On Dec 21, 2012 |
jamesacho: NonesenseDefine |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by fleyboy02: 10:02am On Dec 21, 2012 |
PretiEbony: Funny commentsCul...i luv that |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by Ruqaya(f): 7:51pm On Dec 21, 2012 |
hmmmmmmnn |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by fleyboy02: 9:57pm On Dec 21, 2012 |
Ruqaya: hmmmmmmnnSure... I no you will start suspecting *jealousy* |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by bunmioguns(m): 10:38pm On Dec 21, 2012 |
Nice Joke |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by Kunbee: 12:21am On Dec 23, 2012 |
Says who |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by Nobody: 8:35am On Dec 23, 2012 |
fleyboy02: U are the beggiest illiterate have ever set my eyes on...can't u read? fleyboy,ure a compound fool...is ds a jokeu should be ashamed of yoursef.....ode 1 Like |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by Lagusta(m): 8:45am On Dec 23, 2012 |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by fleyboy02: 7:27am On Dec 29, 2012 |
moneybag4411:look at this frustrated moroonic nicompool of a rejected he-goat what do u mean by i should be ashame of mysef or are you now d new regenerated bastard in town? For your information...am a black bootle holder in english grammatology .....you hypergile shameless moroon of the highest order |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by fleyboy02: 7:31am On Dec 29, 2012 |
bunmioguns: Nice Joke10x bro.... I no i can always count on ya |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by fleyboy02: 7:37am On Dec 29, 2012 |
Lagusta: Please vote your boy for best education poster of the year here www.nairaland.com/1127082/must you do your advert here? |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by Lagusta(m): 10:33pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
fleyboy02: must you do your advert here? |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by Olodo1: 6:22pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
fleyboy02: I'm going to tell you a story you have never heard about, so pull up a chair and seat on the floor. Admission is free, so pay at the door. are u prophet T B Joshua? 1 Like |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by bunmioguns(m): 8:03pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
fleyboy02: 10x bro.... I no i can always count on ya you are welcome, see anoda version it.... Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout, I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about; The Admission is free, so pay at the door, Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor. One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight; Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. A blind man came to watch fair play, A mute man came to shout "Horray!" A deaf policeman heard the noise and Came to stop those two dead boys. He lived on the corner in the middle of the block, In a two-story house on a vacant lot; A man with no legs came walking by, and kicked the lawman in his thigh. He crashed through a wall without making a sound, into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned; The long black hearse came to cart him away, But he ran for his life and is still gone today. I watched from the corner of the big round table, The only eyewitness to facts of my fable; But if you doubt my lies are true, Just ask the blind man, he saw it too. 1 Like |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by Ruqaya(f): 8:40pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
looks like a rhyme |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by fleyboy02: 5:00pm On Dec 31, 2012 |
bunmioguns:Fanstastic THOMs up bro..i luv t |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by searay(m): 7:38pm On Dec 31, 2012 |
bunmioguns:And this is the |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by searay(m): 7:39pm On Dec 31, 2012 |
bunmioguns:And this is the |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by seunwen2(m): 9:13pm On Dec 31, 2012 |
Ki lo n so |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by Li2musty(m): 1:04am On Jan 01, 2013 |
fleyboy02: I'm going to tell you a story you have never heard about, so pull up a chair and seat on the floor. Admission is free, so pay at the door.u such a fool ride wat u wrote fleyboy02: I'm going to tell you a story you have never heard about, so pull up a chair and seat on the floor. Admission is free, so pay at the door.wat a nice joke .... |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by Li2musty(m): 1:06am On Jan 01, 2013 |
fleyboy02: look at this frustrated moroonic nicompool of a rejected he-goat what do u mean by i should be ashame of mysef or are you now d new regenerated bastard in town?hey u guys shoul stop abusing your selfs.. |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by toygod2: 5:50am On Jan 02, 2013 |
worlahi.............joke don finish for earth. DRIER THAN STOCK FISH |
Re: Swit Beautiful Lies!!## Read And Die With Laughter Don't Say I Didn't Warn You## by tucky200(m): 11:11pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Omo...if sleep no gree catch me ...na wetin I go con read be this...sleep will come 4rm nowhere in 10secs |
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