aribisala0: Yar'adua ti ku ?
Yar'adua ti ku

am tellin u'
u ask d question in form of surprise' then the other person reply normally

masperano: Pls wat is d meaning of this! In as much I aint an active nairalander threads like dis futher discourages me frm being active on nairaland! Mr seun sir whoever is d moderator dat brought dis thread to front page should b queried.However I will like to appreciate some moderators who are painstakingly doing dat job without any iota of unprofessionalism! Dis sir is my humble submission

Why is it that some of you are fond of seeking unnecesary attention? Must you comment to all threads with your grammatical blunders?

Q. Craw craw dey bisi ynash?
A. Craw craw dey bisi ynash

Q Na belle Ileke-idi carry?
A Na belle ileke-idi carry

Q Ijeoma fail exam?
A. Ijeoma fail exam

masperano: Pls wat is d meaning of this! In as much I aint an active nairalander threads like dis futher discourages me frm being active on nairaland! Mr seun sir whoever is d moderator dat brought dis thread to front page should b queried.However I will like to appreciate some moderators who are painstakingly doing dat job without any iota of unprofessionalism! Dis sir is my humble submission

go n get a life''''' mo.ron

masperano: Pls wat is d meaning of this! In as much I aint an active nairalander threads like dis futher discourages me frm being active on nairaland! Mr seun sir whoever is d moderator dat brought dis thread to front page should b queried.However I will like to appreciate some moderators who are painstakingly doing dat job without any iota of unprofessionalism! Dis sir is my humble submission

Ogbeni, kindly Stfu, na ur money seun use open nairaland? U no see Tonto dike story go read abi?

PosCaricature :
Why is it that some of you are fond of seeking unnecesary attention? Must you comment to all threads with your grammatical blunders?

are u ok?

Q ♌ǻ S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ e b?
A ♌ǻ S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ e b

Kslib: Q::: Na garri be dis?
A:::: na garri be dis oh..

Q::: Garri don cost for market?
A::: garri don cost for market oh...

Q::: Garri with milk dey sweet?
A::: garri with milk dey sweet oh...

You have made my weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!

petokey: Pidgin english is the only language where question and answer can be the same.
Eg:Q- Eba dey?
A- Eba dey..
Q- Mummy dey house?
A- Mummy dey house.

Please post your own if you are a nigerian,

Chei see old bb jist!!
Nah dis kind topic wey abraham bin dey complain give isaiah in d book of lamentations say e old pass methuselah

Dat tin dey sweet?
Dat tin dey sweet well well!

Madrid go beat Man utd for UCL?
Madrid go beat Man utd for UCL

ÏƥƦơмίۑӛ u wan sleep?
I wan sleep oh.

Wetin dey here happen?

Gentle Naaz: guy its nt askd as question. Dia is diffrnc btw
"he is coming"(correct) n "he is coming?"(wrong)
u must learn ds. A wise man is a man hu is earger 2 learn.
U don learn?
U don learn

A foolish man is a man who thinks he knows but does not know. Rather than speak with authority of unknown provenance tell the room why it is wrong. You do not like it or don't know it does not make it wrong. That you say it is wrong does not make it so . Do dot dive into waters way beyond your depth.You'll only end up as flotsam


We can do



It is wrong it is right It is wrong it is right It is wrong it is right It is wrong it is right It is wrong it is right It is wrong it is right It is wrong it is right It is wrong it is right It is wrong it is right It is wrong it is right It is wrong it is right It is wrong it is right It is wrong it is right It is wrong it is right It is wrong it is right It is wrong it is right

till 2014

So if you are NOT ABLE to tell which rule of grammar makes "He is coming?" incorrect please be quiet and let us enjoy the thread.

Q.yam dey pot? A.yam dey pot. Q.yam dey pot? A.yam dey pot.

He is here?
He is dead?
He is alive?
He is "any interrogative" ?
He is saying stuff he knows nothing about?


ARE ALL CORRECT

Wendyslim and Berem dey enjoy joystick?
Wendyslim and Berem dey enjoy joystick.

@plendil
He is coming ''without'' the question sign is correct.
He is coming?. Is not correct. There's something called conotation in languages. The conotation in this instance is not correct. You are only saying that because you're translating literally from pidgin.

Ileke-IdI:
Emeka, na which kain tura you dey use?

Na Alao Akala toothpaste.

This one cracked me up!

John dey house? John dey house.
The food sweet? The food sweet.
Felix smell am? Felix smell am.
Kpomo dey the soup? Kpomo dey the soup.
Go slow dey? Go slow dey.
The rice burn? The rice burn.
Peter sleep? Peter sleep.
Teacher come? Teacher come.

Silly topics dey come nairaland too?
Silly topics dey come nairaland too...i mean no harm,jst passing by

JideTheBlogger: Nairaland go share christmas gift?

Nairaland go share christmas gift....

na true abi na lie?
Na true lie

Gentle Naaz: guy its nt askd as question. Dia is diffrnc btw
"he is coming"(correct) n "he is coming?"(wrong)
u must learn ds. A wise man is a man hu is earger 2 learn.
U don learn?
U don learn

Sorry, you are wrong

omo_to_dun: @ topic

That is not true. In English, for example, one may say, "Joshua gave the book to Tom," as a statement and also ask "Joshua gave the book to Tom?" as a way of confirming an assumption.

The difference is always in the tone of the sentence.

Thank you!

i won shoP
u won shop?
e don do
e don do?

masperano: Pls wat is d meaning of this! In as much I aint an active nairalander threads like dis futher discourages me frm being active on nairaland! Mr seun sir whoever is d moderator dat brought dis thread to front page should b queried.However I will like to appreciate some moderators who are painstakingly doing dat job without any iota of unprofessionalism! Dis sir is my humble submission

Who be dis? Ans: Na Onye ara be dis

Ileke-IdI:
Emeka, na which kain tura you dey use?

Na Alao Akala toothpaste.

You be case, Ileke.

You and Igbo this Igbo that

It's almost as if Chief Zebrudaya and Mr. Clarus Mgbeojikwe (The Masquerade) invented Pigeon-English. One can also add Countryman Bouma Erekosima(RiP) of Radio Rivers 2 FM Stereo Port -Harcourt. Those men could turn that language to your salad-dressing....