RIP RVP
Obituary: Robin van Persie, 1983-2012

We are gathered here today to pay our respects to Robin Dangermouse* van Persie, who tragically passed away at 15.03GMT on Sunday, December 23,2012.

Van Persie, a professional footballer working for Manchester United Incorporated, was killed by blunt force trauma in a workplace accident at the Liberty Stadium in Swansea.

The Dutchman, 29 years old, fell to the floor and, before he had time to call Claims Direct for compensation on a no-win no-fee basis, was struck by a thick metal brick known to those in his trade as "a football". He was pronounced dead on the scene.

"It was absolutely horrible," shift manager Alex Ferguson told MTW . "I saw it all happen and it's just so difficult to stomach.


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all hail Ashley Williams

i loved it wella!

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mukina2: all hail Ashley Williams

i loved it wella!

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Nawa for u o. Tufiakwa

And when some of una no progress for life again now,una go say na one witch wey dey una fada house for villa.
You would wish someone dead because he left for greener pastures and future? A better pay,and a highly improved chances of winning a silverware. Biko what is bad in what he did o?

Shey if u have the same offer as he did,you won't jump boats?
Mukinatu,if Naijapals approached you now to be their super Mod,with an outstanding salary package and working conditions,shey u won't leave Seun's Nairaland ni?
U guys dn't seize to amaze me sha. Bunch of loosers!!!

thank you for the 'warm' prayers sir. God bless you too.

when he was a doctor's assistant he didnt see the need to fly o, now he is fit he sees the need to fly.

nothing wrong in that challenge, ashley only kicked the ball, pursestrings' head was just in the way, did you see how he attacked the guy, they should have sent him off

mukina2: all hail Ashley Williams

i loved it wella!

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jezzebell

mukina2: all hail Ashley Williams

i loved it wella!

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jezzebell

Screwface: And when some of una no progress for life again now,una go say na one witch wey dey una fada house for villa.
You would wish someone dead because he left for greener pastures and future? A better pay,and a highly improved chances of winning a silverware. Biko what is bad in what he did o?

Shey if u have the same offer as he did,you won't jump boats?
Mukinatu,if Naijapals approached you now to be their super Mod,with an outstanding salary package and working conditions,shey u won't leave Seun's Nairaland ni?
U guys dn't seize to amaze me sha. Bunch of loosers!!!

Hope u r nt refering to me?

fredoooooo:

jezzebell

wetin? Ashley Williams is the man

now i hope pepe finishes off where he left off

mukina2:
wetin? Ashley Williams is the man

now i hope pepe finishes off where he left off

na wheelchair dem go send back on the wheel , i trust the german machines

sharaap nothing like that.

i love Ashley Williams!!!

This was a disgraceful act of gratuitous violence that could have been fatal. RVP survived a near death experience and my thoughts and prayers are with him and his family in this traumatic moment. Shame on you Ashley Williams.

Muki, mind yourself o. I pray that you will be hit on the head by a thousand balls this New Year! Amen

mukina2: sharaap nothing like that.

i love Ashley Williams!!!

na bad belle go kill you ,he go score hatttrick against una , yeye ...........

4 Play: This was a disgraceful act of gratuitous violence that could have been fatal. RVP survived a near death experience and my thoughts and prayers are with him and his family in this traumatic moment. Shame on you Ashley Williams.

Muki, mind yourself o. I pray that you will be hit on the head by a thousand balls this New Year! Amen

na only near death?

all hail Ashley Young you did well

shuuu not me, na thousand ants go infest your bumbum

fredoooooo:

na bad belle go kill you ,he go score hatttrick against una , yeye ...........

his leg go break before then, nor be only hattrick na coattrick

mukina2: sharaap nothing like that.
i love Ashley Williams!!!

bad belle......
he recovered for that incident n still scored last night. you told us he's finished at 29, you told us he's injury-prone, you told us he loves money. all those claims are false. van persie leads the scoring charts with his old age, he has played more games at united than any of the other strikers we have got and he turned down man city's mouth-watering offer to join united. mukina2, if you carry this bad belle enter 2013, you would cop appendix/ulcers before the end of january - this is your last warning.