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| Taught A Duck Is A Romantic Christmas Meat- With Pix by channel190(m): 11:40am On Dec 24, 2012 |
I'd traved far into east from north central today with hope of being welcomed home for xmas only to get my granny shouting and pouring courses on me. So Duck is not a romantic gift for xmas like Foul, Agric, goat and cow? She even said "tis animal wai be say motto mash for road you must drop money on top or else,,,*she drew her ear so hard*" Is it true that you don't slutter duck from the down side neck but from the up back neck? "Tis thing wai the bella na for back e dey" Mehn, I need to have fun ooo, I want die, see me go spend my last card only to hear all these from grand ma. Okay I pleaded to hide it under her bed, Gbagam gbagam, na there wehala start. "You want kill me hun, tell u occult me no the house, u no c me" "Tis this wai the change to snake if u cover em na him u want put for my room?" Omo na so I start to beg ooo, make tis woman no talk again. Fear catch me...na me bring em from north, but now am afraid of even touching it...who need xmas meat come take oo? Is what she s telling me true? |
| Re: Taught A Duck Is A Romantic Christmas Meat- With Pix by hrmkz: 11:48am On Dec 24, 2012 |
Laff wan kill me! |
| Re: Taught A Duck Is A Romantic Christmas Meat- With Pix by channel190(m): 12:00pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
hrmkz: Laff wan kill me!no die oooo, tis woman serious oo. U don kill, or eat duck before? My friends say it is sweeter than agric fouls, but my granny don confuse me |
| Re: Taught A Duck Is A Romantic Christmas Meat- With Pix by zoete(f): 12:04pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
ROFL LMAO this guy is too funny menh |
| Re: Taught A Duck Is A Romantic Christmas Meat- With Pix by channel190(m): 12:07pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
This the picture for those that don't know waht we are saying,
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| Re: Taught A Duck Is A Romantic Christmas Meat- With Pix by channel190(m): 12:19pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
zoete: ROFL LMAO this guy is too funny menhyou are welcome, hope u were not planiing to buy a duck for its sweetness? |
| Re: Taught A Duck Is A Romantic Christmas Meat- With Pix by zoete(f): 2:18am On Dec 30, 2012 |
channel 190: you are welcome, hope u were not planiing to buy a duck for its sweetness? Every christmas my mom makes stuffed duck so its no biggy. But not every body likes duck meat.  |
| Re: Taught A Duck Is A Romantic Christmas Meat- With Pix by Nobody: 10:27am On Dec 30, 2012 |
The funniest was the part about cultism, your mama too love life o.  |
| Re: Taught A Duck Is A Romantic Christmas Meat- With Pix by channel190(m): 1:37pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
zoete:in my place, my old lady have that to say. |
| Re: Taught A Duck Is A Romantic Christmas Meat- With Pix by channel190(m): 1:39pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
inurmind: The funniest was the part about cultism, your mama too love life o.na u like life pass, ordinary pig mess 'prEeeeeep' down fear u like haramist bomb wentin be death |
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