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Quick Facts You Never Knew!‏ by Busta(f): 5:11pm On Feb 20, 2008
- DURING AN HOUR'S SWIMMING AT A MUNICIPAL POOL,  YOU WILL INJEST 1/12 LITER OF URINE !!!


- IN AN AVERAGE DAY, YOUR HANDS WILL HAVE COME INTO INDIRECT CONTACT WITH 15 joysticks!!! (TOUCHING DOOR HANDLES ETC,  )

- AN AVERAGE PERSON'S YEARLY FAST FOOD INTAKE WILL CONTAIN 12 PUBIC HAIRS !!!


- IN A YEAR , YOU WILL HAVE SWALLOWED 14 INSECTS , WHILE YOU SLEPT ,  !!


- ANNUALLY , YOU WILL SHAKE HANDS WITH 11 WOMEN WHO HAVE RECENTLY MASTURBATED AND FAILED TO WASH THEIR HANDS ,  !!


- ANNUALLY , YOU WILL SHAKE HANDS WITH 6 MEN WHO HAVE RECENTLY MASTURBATED AND FAILED TO WASH THEIR HANDS  !!!


- IN A LIFETIME , 22 WORKMEN WILL HAVE EXAMINED THE CONTENTS OF YOUR DIRTY LINEN BASKET !!!


- AT AN AVERAGE WEDDING RECEPTION , YOU HAVE A 1% CHANCE OF GETTING A COLD SOREFROM ONE OF THE GUESTS !!!


- DAILY , YOU BREATH IN ONE LITER OF OTHER PEOPLES' GASES!!! this one is really gross!! undecided

Have a Great Day!!!

. . . and PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS!!!
Re: Quick Facts You Never Knew!‏ by ituen(m): 4:46pm On Feb 21, 2008
Hmmmm

na wa for these facts.

Ify and Ayusman shld be careful becos they contribute 90% of the last warning to NLD
Re: Quick Facts You Never Knew!‏ by clemcykul(f): 10:43am On Feb 22, 2008
thats ryte
lmao grin
goodpost grin

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