* THE PARROT *
.
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately
spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a
sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so
little,?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I
should tell you first that this bird used to live
in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it
says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided
she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living
room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room,then at her,
and said, "New house, new madam." The
woman was a bit shocked at the implication,
but then thought "that's not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned
from school
the bird saw them and said, "New house, new
madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended
but then began to laugh about the situation. Moments later, the woman's husband, peter,
came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "watz up,
peter"....

Lol. Peter must be a regular customer at the prostitute's.

Let D̶̲̥̅̊ intro begin lol

At least i smile

realsammie: At least i smile

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Peter don enter one chance

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Nice one