Moderator : Good morning sir
UDUAGHAN :Morning my brother
Moderator :How far,I hear say FG give you award last time.
UDUAGHAN :Na so we see am o...
Moderator : wetin make them give u d award?
UDUAGHAN : Na wetin axe do,ni make he ona put am for shoulder.
Moderator : oh.. You mean say Na based on the peace,security,infrastuctrural development wen u do ni make dem give u?
UDUAGHAN :0... Boy those once follow.
Moderator :I hear Asaba and UMEH people they complain say u nor wan do their roads?
UDUAGHAN :bros,I be contractor? As for Asaba own,I done settle that said. UMEH go soon follow.
Moderator : No but U be governor when UMEH own go start?
UDUAGHAN : My dear,I don award the contract,and the contrators and professionals say this year when we wan enter so,them go resume work and if possible if the weather good,them go finish am..
Moderator : So u mean say Na the contractors hand e dey?
UDUAGHAN : Na so I see am.
Moderator : Those schools wen u build so,the people APPRIECATE am so?
UDUAGHAN : My guy,wetin man do man? Them still nor even appriecate o.... But that one nor go stop me to do wetin I dey do.
Moderator : Na so e dey be.Even Jesus Christ people nor appriecate say he die 4 dem.
Moderator : So tell us wetin make the Airport never they work like international Airport?.
UDUAGHAN : warri pikin,the Airport they finishing tough and if FG give us lience the normal international flight go start..
Moderator : The challenges wen u face during re-run,Na wetin cause am?
UDUAGHAN : How which u nor ask me this question,I for vex for u.My guy,nor be every pastor wen say all Is well,things well with o...Na that time I know say people wen I think say they represent their people dey Bleep up.Them go tell me say their people nid light,I go approve, only for them to go back to their communities,dey buy candle for dem.If I must say,nor be me be the problem,but Na the representatives ni be the problem. The said unconstructed roads most of them Na their representatives pocket the money.
Moderator : So u mean say Na our own brothers wen dey governorment,ni dey Conner the pepper?
UDUAGHAN : Jesus say Na u talk.But my own be say I dey assign projects for them
Moderator : ok...Gover,wetin you get to talk for this Boko people matter and plane crash?
UDUAGHAN : Make the governors take the kind of bold step wen I take to restore peace.If not their generation nor go forgive dem if them kill their future leaders in the name of nonsense.As for the plane matter,we leave am for God hand.
Moderator: People they say OFN/Delta farm nor they work?
UDUAGHAN : Who talk so Na stranger for our state.I go advice am to pay the state visit. As a matter of facts the farm join wetin go make Deltans nor feel the pains of the water Wahala when visit us.
Moderator : So how u waka with the flood victims matter?
UDUAGHAN : Guy,I build refuges camp for them,even set up those when learn one work or the other for the camp,we still share money to enable some of tem rent another place to stay.
Moderator : Why some people say you never give the committees the money?
UDUAGHAN : wetin you expect people to talk? My brother as a matter of fact,I nor even get hand for the money,I hand over am give them and the relief materials as them take come.
Moderator : Oga i here say for health,transportation,and scholarship matter u dey gidiba for there oh...
UDUAGHAN : Better papa go want better thing for he pikin. Na so better governor go bring better programs when go better our people lives.
Moderator : So Oga who you wan handle ova give 2015?
UDUAGHAN : I never dream am. Because the one when I dey Na,Na to work make my people happy.
Moderator : an hear say Na Anioma turn oh....
UDUAGHAN : As for me and delta state people,Na God ni be final judge o...so that matter dey God hand.
Moderator : finally,tell us the better beta tins wen we dey expect next year.
UDUAGHAN : ok,
UDUAGHAN : Make my people Expect employment and the delta beyond oil program go start fully. 2013 Na year when go born plenty better tins for my people.
Moderator : I wan advice u for something before u go.
UDUAGHAN :ok
Moderator : bros,any of ur Executive council members,or those when u appoint ,if them dey fail their people ,drop dem like tipper of sand 2013.Becos Na u the public they blame nor be dem.Them dey go tell them say nothing dey happen,but with ur comment today,we done know say Na dem dey Conner the pepper .
MY PEOPLE ,MAKE WE STOP TO THEY TAKE OKADA,MONEY,BAG OF RICE, FROM THOSE MONKEY WEN WE SEND GO REPRESENT US,BECOS NA THEM THEY CONNER THE MONEY,THEM GO COME GIVE US CHANGE.IF THEM COME GIVE YOU,ASK THEM WETIN MAKE THEM NEVER COME DEVELOP THE COMMUNITY.NA KOBOKO NI GO CHANGE MOST OF THEM 2013.
Moderator : Less I forget Oga,abeg ur people for home want say make u do wetin Ibori do for he home for them.
UDUAGHAN : My governorment nor be for only me and my people,but Na for every body for the state.
Moderator: True talk,we go block next time sir.
UDUAGHAN : No yawa make e beta for everybody.
Moderator: You be man wen correct.

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