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| The Donkey Auction by Odeku(m): 8:22pm On Apr 26, 2006 |
THE DONKEY AUCTION A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey." The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?" Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off." Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead." A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00." Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?" Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back." Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron |
| Re: The Donkey Auction by kinglarry(m): 9:06pm On Apr 26, 2006 |
cool, smart guy |
| Re: The Donkey Auction by Z4M4eva(f): 11:46am On Apr 27, 2006 |
Kool. |
| Re: The Donkey Auction by spikelord(m): 12:20pm On Apr 27, 2006 |
Haha, Smart guy! |
| Re: The Donkey Auction by kajad(m): 12:53pm On Apr 27, 2006 |
CAPITALISIM   |
| Re: The Donkey Auction by Oracle(m): 6:25pm On Jul 12, 2007 |
Thatz one hell of a guy |
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