What would you do to this cat?

A man hated his wife"s cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking

up the driveway when he approached his home. The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away and the same thing happened. He kept on

increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept coming home before him. At last he decided to drive a 150 miles away, turn right then left, past the

bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached an area he"d never seen before and dropped the cat there,  Hours later, the man

calls his wife at home and asked her,temy, is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife. Frustrated, the man said, "Put that damn cat

on the phone, I"m lost and I need directions back  home

hhehe i'll just salute it its not easy being a cat ask ify

Hi Lola,

nice one, please keep it up. Still laughing as I write this.

oh what a nice one by my rorry pop

segun u don com again ooo

how was ur wknd,sure u had a great time

Nice joke baby Girl,cant stop laffing

Lolly babe, how was ur weeknd? but u sabi sleep sha

lorlhar my wknd was cool and how was urs

baby did u call me on extra cool,

well d weekend was baaaaaaaaaaaaad,so i needed to rest,

hmm,i knw som pple go open deir mouth now

Lolami i dey o, i dont do extra cool(umm fumble bere

U just dey misyarn for phone lik say u don sleep.

Make dem open mouth, if weeknd sweet nko?

na wen we com talk 4 phone?

hmm,no mind dem ,dem go just open mouth till flies enter inside

enjoy ur week jare

hmm somtin just occured to me,

i tink d man is suces and d cat is------------

fill in d gap

better go pay ur house rent

which house rent?

dem tel u sey landlord pursue me 4 house

So Lola, u no remember say i call u for fone? Men u can sleep o

Make una no fight o, Clem she tell u say she dey live outside her pale house?

lorlhar so u call me,wen u call me now abi i tink sey na anoda lola call me.

no mind me jare,atleast u don understnd how d wknd be now

Now i know (noddin in acknowledgement), so tell me d weeknd was reallllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy gooooooooooooooddddd

omo ,

d weeknend was baeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

@poster,
Very funny joke.

@everybody,
Abeg all of make una ask me about my weekend cus na only girls
for here dey ask theirselves wey all the guys now abi na no dey caring.

d guys here only cre for ladies
lol

anyway how was ur wknd

see u all 2moro

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

byeee, but dont forget to meet me at my domain at 9pm

are u stil waitin 4 me.

how ur nite,

sure u finaly woke up frm ur dream

why didn't u come yesterday as promise

who promised u.i can see u ar stil dreaming,u beta wake up

pours water on suces to make him wake up

and he is finally awake, but was still wondering why lola did not come as promise

dat was in ur dream dat she promised bt i tot u ar awake now,

are u sure u dnt need me to pour hot water on u?

am sure dis will stop ur daydreaming

well that would be nice, but u will need to come over to do so, or how else

DONT WORY ABT DAT,in no time d deed will be done

jeez where re this guys

guess ill also go solo

am bored! *checks out other thread*

hmmm,

so wht will ease ur boredom

funny guys lol

u are just tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu much kip it up lola

adey u are welcome 2 nrlnd