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Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off!"

"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.


"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"

"Gee, that's tough," commiserated the bartender.

"Right, but that's not what really got me," the customer went on. "When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a bitch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?"

"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood."


"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My damned forehead!"

"Damn, that's awful!" says the bartender.

"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose right on my head!"


The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "But do you know what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground."

he is an asshole

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Nice one

Bueno.

awww mon aiteme how are u?

good one there

He was punished for his sins. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . attempted adultery.

joke is

good joke-------------price to pay 4 adultery

am sure this is not the end of this story, cos something else should have happen, e.g did u fall, did u break ur leg. cos that would have been wonderful, did u die cos am sure u would have gone staight to hell.

the world will be a better place if this can happen to all adulterers

@buzzgonz & success
heyyyy guys, wit his feet merely 6inches off d ground, he culd have let go his grip and save himself d humiliation but d damned nut just waznt thinkn with his head i suspect he waz duin d thinking with is gazunga!
GEDDIT?

NICE one

but the guy suffer for his attempted sin.

Some people can fall from 6 inches and break thier bones oh

we know sir

good boi

lmao

effiong ohhhhhhhhh