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Ladies Stop Cheating by shakara4u(m): 12:58pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by shakara4u(m): 12:59pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by kolaoloye(m): 1:03pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
Tough decision. |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by shakara4u(m): 1:08pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football, I just scored." A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure's on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he has, but instead of farting, he poops the bed. The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?" The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides. |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by StudioCFR(m): 1:16pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
Where is the joke? |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by shakara4u(m): 1:18pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
take a seat and wait for more of ur kind, i ope say ur body no move as u see d exam hall |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by angelz(f): 2:26pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
cool. as rdgs d 1st 1, am sure d mgt were all male. as 4 d 2nd - lol. keep it comin |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by shakara4u(m): 3:00pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
tanx jare, i pray stud will learn frm u |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by angelz(f): 3:10pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
he's learning. but dnt want to eida admit or put it 2 use |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by shakara4u(m): 3:24pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
dont mind it and we all contrubuted our sense of humour for him last year, seems its not wrkin afterall |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by lysaa(f): 3:32pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
lol |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by dani1luv: 3:38pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
I Likie |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by oderemo(m): 3:58pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
damn. does everyone have to crack joke. dont fink soooo. we move on |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by StudioCFR(m): 4:09pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
Shakara and Angelz lol |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by angelz(f): 1:20pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
Studio CFR LOL |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by shakara4u(m): 7:54am On Feb 07, 2011 |
angelz LOL |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by angelz(f): 2:59pm On Feb 10, 2011 |
shakara4u lol |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by shakara4u(m): 11:43am On Feb 11, 2011 |
hehehhehheheehheheheehe u no serious, sup? |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by EfemenaXY: 10:33pm On Feb 11, 2011 |
^^ see as una two just dey laff - any howly! Nice joke sha - me likey (but not the nude students) |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by shakara4u(m): 2:55pm On Feb 14, 2011 |
see as una two just dey laff - any howly! ugkmwl, (but not the unclothed students) u no c say d gal been tie microchips to her bra?for d first pix |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by EfemenaXY: 11:15pm On Feb 14, 2011 |
Shakara4u |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by ARareGem(f): 11:24pm On Feb 14, 2011 |
Like the second |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by shakara4u(m): 2:42pm On Feb 17, 2011 |
Shakara4u Efemena_xy Like the second second wat? |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by StudioCFR(m): 2:50pm On Feb 17, 2011 |
Shakarat4u where is dat yoruba nigger Bashy-denim? |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by shakara4u(m): 2:51pm On Feb 17, 2011 |
lol, his doin more of romance of late, how body? |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by StudioCFR(m): 2:56pm On Feb 17, 2011 |
Body dey fine And yours nko? How market? |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by shakara4u(m): 3:48pm On Feb 17, 2011 |
mines no bad eida, market?wetin i dey sell again now |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by StudioCFR(m): 4:09pm On Feb 17, 2011 |
The okra and pepper business your husband Bashy open' for u na Chai, u too dey quick forget something. Mtchew |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by Pogistega(m): 4:44pm On Feb 17, 2011 |
This is very serious, but they should have shaved of all the long hair on their heads, to prevent hiding of exhibits there. |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by shakara4u(m): 4:48pm On Feb 17, 2011 |
The okra and pepper business your [b]husband [/b]Bashy open' for u na i aint gay man, abi u no sabi check gender again? make bashy catch u, This is very serious, but they should have shaved of all the long hair on their heads, to prevent hiding of exhibits there. |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by ARareGem(f): 10:18pm On Feb 17, 2011 |
shakara4u: Is that a trick question? The 2nd joke, duh. Abi I nor suppose to like am |
Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by shakara4u(m): 3:03pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
noooooo, jst wanted to know, howdy? a-a -are -areg, i d always bit my tingue wen i wan call ur name |
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