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| Confession by Busta(op): 9:34pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says , "Dark in here." The man says , "Yes , it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No , thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK , how much?" Boy - "$150" Man - "Sold." In the next few weeks , it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes , it is." Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove." The lover , remembering the last time , asks the boy , "How much?" Boy - "$350" Man - "Highway robbery. Sold." A few days later , the father says to the boy , "Grab your gloves , let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says , "I can't , I sold my ball and my glove." The father asks , "How much did you sell them for?" The boy says , "$500" The father says , "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that, that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says , "Dark in here." The priest says , "Don't start that shit again , you're in my closet now. |
| Re: Confession by clemcykul(f): 3:41pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
lol nice  |
| Re: Confession by 3viso(m): 7:10pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
That's very funny girl. I like it. |
| Re: Confession by TOYOSI20(f): 7:12pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
Cool |
| Re: Confession by AH2MUCH: 7:15pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
blasphemy poster you too needs a confession |
| Re: Confession by ifyalways(f): 8:34pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
Yeah funni but i can bet my 20 kukuvi dollars,i have it seen it somewhere.  |
| Re: Confession by segunpc(m): 11:43am On Feb 25, 2008 |
i ve seen it b4 but its still okay. |
| Re: Confession by choco4life(m): 3:54pm On Feb 26, 2008 |
@ busta, Nice joke. |
| Re: Confession by buzzgonz(m): 4:00pm On Feb 26, 2008 |
Not Funny, laughless joke |
| Re: Confession by ituen(m): 9:47am On Feb 28, 2008 |
nice |
| Re: Confession by success123(m): 9:49am On Feb 28, 2008 |
mode9 |
| Re: Confession by ituen(m): 9:50am On Feb 28, 2008 |
wetin do am? |
| Re: Confession by success123(m): 9:52am On Feb 28, 2008 |
him faint on top stage |
| Re: Confession by jaymobb(m): 9:57am On Feb 28, 2008 |
@ success talk true which day, time, place, |
| Re: Confession by success123(m): 10:00am On Feb 28, 2008 |
see me in my office at 6pm this evening, i promise not to disappoint u, every detail shall be giving unto u, but pls come with ur gate fee. gbeboru is not free ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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