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An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Lashawnah(f): 8:20am On Jan 04, 2013
Dear Tonto Dikeh,

I know you feel beautiful this morning! Well, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. For me, you are nowhere near ‘beautiful’. You are just there. But before I tell you what I really want to tell you, I need to tell you something. There is a lady called Adele. She is a singer. She sings. I need to explain what a singer means, because I understand that you have no brain at all. Because I hate sugar-coating, I am hated by a lot of people. You are just like me too. I will understand when people hate you, but, seriously, if you think Igbo men are nosy, then, you are right. That is your opinion and you must protect it.

I am an Igbo man. I will defend myself right now. Back to Adele. I will tell you everything about this young lady who transformed herself into something very beautiful in the eyes of men. I also understand that you don’t know her, but it won’t hurt if I tell you about her now. This is what TIME magazine wrote about her few days ago: “As talented and appealing as she is, few could foresee how utterly dominant Adele would be in 2011: in an era where even the highest-tier musical acts can struggle to move records, her sophomore effort, 21, sold 17 million copies worldwide and spent 16 weeks at the top of the Billboard 200 chart, the longest for any record since 1998's Titanic sound track. Combined with sales of her previous album, 19, Adele has topped the U.K. charts for 21 weeks — a feat matched only by the bands Oasis and Queen.” Tonto nne m, Adele is 23. You are older. She is not worried about her future. You are. She is focused about her music.

You are worried that no Igbo man will marry you after you’ve created yourself into a bamboo stick. Truth is that I don’t know you personally, but you’ve created a strong mystery around yourself. People see you as a soul from hell. They say you’ve sold your soul to the devil. Me, I don’t know where the devil lives, but I think you have. You even went ahead to show us tattoos at your back. I just didn’t understand why you did that. As an Igbo man, I will never marry a woman who has shown the entire world ‘my tattoos.’ It is not good. I am an Igbo man, so I will
need to know who snapped the picture. Maybe, your secret boyfriend? This is the reason why we are bad, abi? Adele doesn’t go around seeking attention. She doesn’t pay anyone to publish pictures of her tattoos. Who knows? She may just have a lot of them. I haven’t seen them. I have seen yours.

There is nothing wrong in you tattooing your entire body, but what is my business with that? Are you not supposed to be an actress? Of course, I understand that you appear in pornographic films now? That is good. At least, you are doing what you know best. But to pick on Igbo men? This is very unacceptable. You insulted a lot of us. This simply shows how unintelligent you are towards anthropology. Men are the same all over the world. Igbo man, Yoruba man, Hausa man. We all treat women in similar ways. We love unconditionally. And we all become nosy when our women start acting like you. If your father is an Igbo man, dearest Tonto Dikeh, you are a monkey. But I will be sorry if you didn’t say that. I only rely on the media, since I don’t know you
personally. If you didn’t say it, Tonto, I am very sorry. I will publicly apologise. Yet, I believe you did, because you do so many things after marijuana. If it’s not good for your brain, stop smoking. Listen to Adele’s Someone Like You and you will feel good.

I don’t look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,
Onyeka Nwelue

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by seedord247(m): 8:27am On Jan 04, 2013
In regards to what the OP wrote.... I think Tonto is right about igbo men. wink

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by cockyjay: 8:34am On Jan 04, 2013
Lol toto dicke doesn't give a phuck

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by fkaz(m): 9:06am On Jan 04, 2013
I T K
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by sugarcoatted(f): 9:29am On Jan 04, 2013
Why compare her with Adele nah?

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by ijebabe: 3:40pm On Jan 04, 2013
Damn my eyes hurt!
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by sulaimon99(m): 6:05pm On Jan 04, 2013
if ibo men are nt gud 4 hr ..then she shld go with fulani or hausa men ...

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by onila(f): 6:06pm On Jan 04, 2013
boring, crap letter

what iz he feeling like angry

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by pwiz(m): 6:07pm On Jan 04, 2013
Reserved
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by braine(m): 6:08pm On Jan 04, 2013
Someone please help me summarize the story. I'm sure Toto Decay won't give a hoot about it.
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Gerardcole(m): 6:09pm On Jan 04, 2013
This space Is for sale
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Chicolee(f): 6:10pm On Jan 04, 2013
Why compare her to Adele? That's an insult to Adele jor

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Nobody: 6:12pm On Jan 04, 2013
WTF is this crap??

1000 words without saying anything smh... undecided

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by yme1(f): 6:12pm On Jan 04, 2013
LOL. . . . I love this dude whoever he is
funny letter I must say cheesy

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Chuckeey(m): 6:13pm On Jan 04, 2013
Adele and toto dick aint dsame level..
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Nobody: 6:13pm On Jan 04, 2013
Yawns


Sleep dey catch me.

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by kokoye(m): 6:14pm On Jan 04, 2013
Good. Keep it all within the igbo family grin

No tribalism detected in this case

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by mostojr: 6:16pm On Jan 04, 2013
Gbam!

Tonto you dey hear am!

I wonder what she'll be doing at 50. undecided

Considering her 'talentlessness'

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Emylexray(m): 6:16pm On Jan 04, 2013
Please, is it Tonto Dikay or Tonto Decay? undecided
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by ifedun2: 6:17pm On Jan 04, 2013
The last i checked,its a free world.Tonto should be left alone abeg.Na wetin?

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by KINGwax(m): 6:18pm On Jan 04, 2013
seedord247: In regards to what the OP wrote.... I think Tonto is right about igbo men. wink
i tell u. This guy is seriously nosy? I think the issue don die since. O ga

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by braine(m): 6:18pm On Jan 04, 2013
Emylexray: Please, is it Tonto Dikay or Tonto Decay? undecided

Its Toto Decay.

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Kk4(m): 6:19pm On Jan 04, 2013
The letter is boring but the igbo man has a point.. Plus I know the writer frm facebook.dude can rant
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by whitneydeeva(f): 6:19pm On Jan 04, 2013
why is this boy soo pained...a real man wont write this type of letter...although im indifferent about tonto dikeh...

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by deeplow: 6:19pm On Jan 04, 2013
Mission accomplished!!!At least we now know the man's name.

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Nobody: 6:19pm On Jan 04, 2013
Who go wan marry ashawo?

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Gistben: 6:20pm On Jan 04, 2013
Mmmmmm see mumu write up.....

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by DaGeeNius1(m): 6:20pm On Jan 04, 2013
Tonto Dick has been finished!!!!!
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Screwface(m): 6:20pm On Jan 04, 2013
No reason or basis whatsoever have you, to comper Tonto with Adele.
Why bring Adele into this crap of yours? Why the comparsion anyway?

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