rashywire: Yeah yeah yeah!!! It's my turn 2day by 9:00am in faculty of science, Oh Allah! I knw I've nt read, buh d little I've, pls put barakah in it, as dey usually say d@ nt all d@ wrote will b pass n nt all d@ pass will be admitted, many re called buh few will ba choose, pls let me be among d choosen 1, as i write my exam 2day which i knw will bw simple with u, pls let my result make d list, I also pray 4 those d@ write among us yestarday n those d@ will b writing 2norrow including all d@ will b writing 2day, pls let's make our departmeental list, Amin. I knw with u, I'm favour, so pls dnt fear me 8f d exam, during d exam, after d exam, and if wnt 2 check my result. All success!!!

rashywire: Yeah yeah yeah!!! It's my turn 2day by 9:00am in faculty of science, Oh Allah! I knw I've nt read, buh d little I've, pls put barakah in it, as dey usually say d@ nt all d@ wrote will b pass n nt all d@ pass will be admitted, many re called buh few will ba choose, pls let me be among d choosen 1, as i write my exam 2day which i knw will bw simple with u, pls let my result make d list, I also pray 4 those d@ write among us yestarday n those d@ will b writing 2norrow including all d@ will b writing 2day, pls let's make our departmeental list, Amin. I knw with u, I'm favour, so pls dnt fear me 8f d exam, during d exam, after d exam, and if wnt 2 check my result. All success!!!

Walextopolino: even ur sentences dey incorrect. GOD go help sha

Zikstar4me: Thank God finished mine.

Mesopotamia: @ LABOdinho,i see u in 4D

Walextopolino: those of una wey write today hw far? those aspiring for mathematics or physics hw do u find yr mathematics questions?

Rap maestro: Mine is 2mao 9a.m at Social Science for Microbiology.. All the best to all of us

faraaday: zikky hw fa? hw was it? situation report abeg..

max_ben: just finished mine...
G.P...
1. minister of defence is ...
2. minister of niger delta affairs is ...
3. cheif justice of Nigeria is ....
4. north-west states are ...
5. closest gorvernment to the people is ...
that all i remember... not very good with GP...

MATHS...
1. if x * y = 6x^y - 5x then a * 2 = 4(3 - a) find the possible value of a...

2. x^2 + y^2 = 4 find the tangent to the circle at the point(2,3).

3. 3^x = 1/81 find x...

4. which of these is not a perfect square 100,49,36,56... i got this question twice.

5. if a man buys a commodity for #25000 and pays #10000 initial. how much will he pay if he pays inatallmentaly 8 equal times.

6. a question on number base. to subtract two numbers in base 7.

7. question on volume of a cone.

8. find 2(2/3) of 2hr 30min

9. simplyfy 13/15 - (26/45 * 5/2).

10. seven years ago if a fathers age is three times his sons age. And six years from now the sons age is half of his father age. derive too equation that shows the relationship between their ages...

11. if d length of a chord is 16cm and radius is 10cm. find d distance of the centre of d chord to the centre of the circle

that all i remember for now...

ENGLISH...
It was regular nothing special just like in the practice questions...

i hope all i ve post helps...

hit like if it helped u...
lights out...

Ortarico: I af finish oooo. . . .Glory be to God in the highest. My thanks also goes to those of you who wished me well in short us writing today as a whole. So my story goes thus. . . . . . . . . ;


Was scheduled for 9 but as a guy who loves risking things, that was the time I left my place at Badagry. Reached there at exactly 12, and decided to drop my bag at one of our relative's home at Iwaya. Immediately left there and headed for campus. Entered there through the second gate which is close to the house I dropped my things. Got there and was not that searched sha cause all of them don tayad and we were few that came by that time. Omo, na woman search me ooo. . .and I knew she enjoyed the searching, me sef press 'p' cause her hand was cool, felt as if I was under anointing. Went into the orientation hall, come see how guys they ask both useful and useless questions, though we didn't stay all that long before marched to the Energy Taking Complex (ETC) for the exam. Got there sha, seated opposite a guy looking at me like Policeman torch. Ok na mey we see the first person to commot eye, said to myself. Of a sudden, heard START by the pretty lady Supervising us. I logged in and noticed the guy log in too but he still continue the gazing. Me sef stubborn, I sey I nor go commot eye. No sooner than I thought to leave him than I heard 'kpom' on my heard, 'Are you a Learner?' the sisi asked. Looked at the time, 'twas 5 mins left. choi, I don die! Then I hurriedly began my magic rhyme; 'who mess am. . . .' to choose the answer. Looked at the guy again, im still dey look me sha. . . .hmmm. . . .some people are so zealous to fail, I said to myself again. I didn't finish answering when the time was over, stood up and begged the woman to please sell me 30 mins time ticket, she no even answer me. Well, just as we left the hall, I caught up with that big headed guy, I said; 'Guy, you know sey you don already fail?' he then laughed hard and said 'na jazz me use now, as I put my hand on top the mouse the thing dey help me select the answer.' I said; 'why you con dey look me like that abi you know me before?' He replied; 'the pesin wey help me do am sey make I distract one pesin so that the tin go work well well.'

Choi, I don die oooo. . . .una see my life for outside like this?

Walextopolino: what course u goin for bro?

yemmytcm: Max ben,shey na like diz dem wan do us medics ? Hope you were able to answer it ...ortarico,walahi me dey enjoy you,that guy wey dey look you don fail,don't worry na 102% you get.....labodz,oladoya,asiko,lurve...na our turn now o

oladoya: base 400 comin in for base 101@ Ortarico if you read me copy.. Situation report