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Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by ugonna1054(m): 12:24am On Oct 05, 2013 |
A woman was having sex in an apartment 20 floors high with another man. She then heard her husband coming… she told her lover to stay like a robot and not to move. Husband : What is this? Wife : This is a robot, I bought to have sex with when you are travelling… Husband : Okay…Lets have sex now… Wife : No sweetheart… yesterday I got my period, so I will go and make a cup of coffee for you… After she left, the husband said : Damn I am so Hot, I will f*ck this robot…he tried f*cking. The man started talking in a metallic robotic way… “SYSTEM ERROR…WRONG HOLE… SYSTEM ERROR… WRONG HOLE…” Husband : Damn robot is not working properly… I am throwing it out of the window…The man realized that he was on the 20th floor and said… “SOFTWARE UPDATED…PLEASE TRY AGAIN=)) 1 Like |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Kiingsolomon(f): 4:03am On Oct 05, 2013 |
labodinho: Hey! Thr is Google search and there is Local search,use any to search that.lol,,,,,,,,, man, I suppose he has already done dat but to no avail. Now tried to use thread search. @bishop, I pray diz one work. Asiko's gonna come bak. 1 Like |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by farano(f): 7:15am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Kiingsolomon: lol,,,,,,,,, man, I suppose he has already done dat but to no avail. Now tried to use thread search.I pray too |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 7:19am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Kiingsolomon: i knw u go dey confess wen Evangelist Damosky's preach uplifts U.Lol...na to close ear b dat o... |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 7:25am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Happy bufday to moisef, as in my humble self.... |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by farano(f): 8:16am On Oct 05, 2013 |
I adore you, Jesus; you r d Elohim, Elolam, El-Makarious, El-Shammer, Primum movens immobile, Yahweh Sabbaoth, Summum Puntum, Rabboni, Ransom. GOODMORNING & HAPPY WEEKEND |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by antia4u2k5yaho: 8:25am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Happiness does nt depend upon who u r or wat u ve, it depends sorely upon wat u tink!. GUD MORNIN FRNDS & HAPI WEEKND |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Mesopotamia(f): 8:32am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Statistics showing candidates performance of the jst concluded U.I post utme. *2 mbbs candidates scored 83%. *total of 7,767 were invited. *total of 7,064 sat for the exam. *703 were absent. *3,746[53%]scored 50% and above. *3,318 scored below 50%. *1 candidate of education management scored 15* source:Tribune newspaper,friday 4th oct 2013. |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by antia4u2k5yaho: 8:38am On Oct 05, 2013 |
FRNDS, U CN NW CLICK ON MY PROFILE 2 VIEW MY HUMBLE SELF (PIX). "ABASI AYAYA (GOD IS GUD)". |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by rashywire: 8:50am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Gud mornin here, I cnt just wait 4 dis supplimentary list 2 come out n 4 ASUU 2 call off |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 8:52am On Oct 05, 2013 |
antia4u2k5@yaho:nice pix. Frm 2day, na uncle i go dey cal u |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 8:55am On Oct 05, 2013 |
I'm invitin evrione to ma bufdy party . Miss farano, mk sure u com alng wit Dr asiko o. Na beg i dey beg o |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by rashywire: 9:03am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Pls hw cn I reprint my postutme score? Answer asap |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 9:03am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Kiingsolomon: lol... hmm, nice comeuppance, ure very dexterous in givn punishment o. Lolyea am a finess in giving punishment bro. But, me detest been punished oo. |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by rashywire: 9:04am On Oct 05, 2013 |
antia4u2k5@yaho:Bros na u ooooo |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by damosky12(m): 9:16am On Oct 05, 2013 |
antia4u2k5@yaho:lolz. Antia is a fyn boy la. |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mayor10(m): 9:22am On Oct 05, 2013 |
You guys can now view ma profile to check ma pics.......appearance doesn't really determine who u'r xo don't judge my book by my cover...am just a gentle guy but love looking sweet |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Chizzyozi(f): 9:26am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Hi pals,am nw here,so hpe u would tke gud care of me*winks* 1 Like |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 9:39am On Oct 05, 2013 |
mayor10: You guys can now view ma profile to check ma pics.......appearance doesn't really determine who u'r xo don't judge my book by my cover...am just a gentle guy but love looking sweetchai, see 5yn boi....me sef i dey trip o guy |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 9:42am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Chizzyozi: Hi pals,am nw here,so hpe u would tke gud care of me*winks*wlcm to d party....i'm d minister for women affairs on dis thread.....eeerm kingsolomon, oya show.meanwhile der r deeperlife pastors arrnd o, so beware hehehe.... |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 10:11am On Oct 05, 2013 |
godofphysics: Happy bufday to moisef, as in my humble self....Happy buffday to u man...hv a blast 1 Like |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 10:34am On Oct 05, 2013 |
rashywire: Pls hw cn I reprint my postutme score?I can't say but this might b helpful. Send such pages to ur inbox, including ur Jamb result printout, n jamb admission letter. This way u can always access it anytime. Still ask around tho. |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 10:41am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Cutesthunk: ......Recently i lost a friend named Lekan, we grew up together, wrote unaab's postutme last year, we didn't gain admission, but he got admitted into an ogun state polytechnic, he had such an uplifting smile, he was sponsoring himself in school, very independent, taught me to not put my trust in man, there where wealthy ppl in his family, but they just wouldn't help, despite all this Lekan strived on, he didnt get discouraged, he did catering stuffs, decoration, cakes, consultation, he was really talented in using his hands to create beautiful things that amazed people greatly.. There was a day we spoke about our dreams, and he told me he really wanted his business to expand so he could reach out to more people... Most importantly, he feared God, we sang together in Ressurection band (a group of talented musicians that minister to ppl), and i was always happy anytime i had a chance to be with ore mi Lekan...Unfortunately, he died a few days back, i was shocked when i heard the news and immediately rushed to his house, i thought i was dreaming cause we spoke on phone not quite long...he was very ill and couldn't make it, but i was told that he made some prayers in pain before he left.....Tears rolled down my eyes when i saw my friend's coffin, i thought about his dreams...but..hmmmm.....what can we do? What are we pursuing in this world that makes us forget the one who created this WORLD? Where does our heart lies? What is the gain in trying to please our peers and others? My Lekan has gone, but his trust in God till the end has taught me too to trust God....R.I.P brotherlypathetic |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Kiingsolomon(f): 10:57am On Oct 05, 2013 |
@farano:u pray she comes bak?... Oh, so dat U can hav tym for him abi. Hmm, Oga physo is really winning o. Heyheeeeey! Bishop Yemmy, y all diz happening to u, ehn? Dr Asiko, don Pak her load comot; Now d one wey I think go stay long self, is tryn to find her way to Oga physo's domicile. Owbeecee also making exertions to THIEF her too. Yes! I also caught Ugonna, tryn to write application letter for d post of her mind. ugonna1054: well my prayer is dah u see me and change ur mind..by d way can I see u too may be I'll change my own mind...Oga Yemmy, make una no sleep o. |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by antia4u2k5yaho: 11:01am On Oct 05, 2013 |
godofphysics: nice pix. Frm 2day, na uncle i go dey cal uAbeg oooo! na u b d oga nao, anywr tnks 4 d complmnt. |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by antia4u2k5yaho: 11:05am On Oct 05, 2013 |
rashywire:My guy na so i c am oooooo. |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Kiingsolomon(f): 11:08am On Oct 05, 2013 |
godofphysics: wlcm to d party....i'm d minister for women affairs on dis thread.....eeerm kingsolomon, oya show.meanwhile der r deeperlife pastors arrnd o, so beware hehehe....haha!... Minister of Women Affairs? .. #folds arms#Errrm, me I no support dat wit all my body o. Cuz, we hav not yet impeached Senator Bishop Yemmy(JP) .. But, well sha, i knw ure d next, cuz is like hez gonna be impeached very soon, continue d campaign, I dey ur side jare. |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Kiingsolomon(f): 11:11am On Oct 05, 2013 |
antia4u2k5@yaho:ehm, big Uncle.... U gat a very-pleasant-to-look-at pix. *Thumbs Up* |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by antia4u2k5yaho: 11:14am On Oct 05, 2013 |
damosky12:Tnks, bt na so akokites d fyn nao, u hadli c ugly faces in unilag, abi i dey lie? |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 11:14am On Oct 05, 2013 |
Kiingsolomon: u pray she comes bak?... Oh, so dat U can hav tym for him abi. Hmm, Oga physo is really winning o. Heyheeeeey! Bishop Yemmy, y all diz happening to u, ehn? Dr Asiko, don Pak her load comot; Now d one wey I think go stay long self, is tryn to find her way to Oga physo's domicile. Owbeecee also making exertions to THIEF her too.in my capacity as d minister for women affairs on dis rope, i hereby mak u ma P.A. (a rnd of applause pls) |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by antia4u2k5yaho: 11:15am On Oct 05, 2013 |
damosky12: |
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 11:18am On Oct 05, 2013 |
antia4u2k5@yaho:na lie jor. I don c one already.....lol |
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