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Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by ugonna1054(m): 12:24am On Oct 05, 2013
A woman was having sex in an apartment 20
floors high with another man.
She then heard her husband coming… she told
her lover to stay like a robot and not to move.
Husband : What is this?
Wife : This is a robot, I bought to have sex with
when you are travelling…
Husband : Okay…Lets have sex now…
Wife : No sweetheart… yesterday I got my
period, so I will go and make a cup of coffee for
you…
After she left, the husband said : Damn I am so
Hot, I will f*ck this robot…he tried f*cking.
The man started talking in a metallic robotic
way…
“SYSTEM ERROR…WRONG HOLE… SYSTEM
ERROR… WRONG HOLE…”
Husband : Damn robot is not working properly…
I am throwing it out of the window…The man
realized that he was on the 20th floor and said…
“SOFTWARE UPDATED…PLEASE TRY AGAIN=))

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Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Kiingsolomon(f): 4:03am On Oct 05, 2013
labodinho: Hey! Thr is Google search and there is Local search,use any to search that.
lol,,,,,,,,, man, I suppose he has already done dat but to no avail. Now tried to use thread search.

@bishop, I pray diz one work. Asiko's gonna come bak. grin

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Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by farano(f): 7:15am On Oct 05, 2013
Kiingsolomon: lol,,,,,,,,, man, I suppose he has already done dat but to no avail. Now tried to use thread search.

@bishop, I pray diz one work. Asiko's gonna come bak. grin
I pray too
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 7:19am On Oct 05, 2013
Kiingsolomon: i knw u go dey confess wen Evangelist Damosky's preach uplifts U. cheesy
Lol...na to close ear b dat o...
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 7:25am On Oct 05, 2013
Happy bufday to moisef, as in my humble self....
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by farano(f): 8:16am On Oct 05, 2013
I adore you, Jesus; you r d Elohim, Elolam, El-Makarious, El-Shammer, Primum movens immobile, Yahweh Sabbaoth, Summum Puntum, Rabboni, Ransom. GOODMORNING & HAPPY WEEKEND
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by antia4u2k5yaho: 8:25am On Oct 05, 2013
Happiness does nt depend upon who u r or wat u ve, it depends sorely upon wat u tink!. GUD MORNIN FRNDS & HAPI WEEKND
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Mesopotamia(f): 8:32am On Oct 05, 2013
Statistics showing candidates performance of the jst concluded U.I post utme.
*2 mbbs candidates scored 83%.
*total of 7,767 were invited.
*total of 7,064 sat for the exam.
*703 were absent.
*3,746[53%]scored 50% and above.
*3,318 scored below 50%.
*1 candidate of education management scored 15*
source:Tribune newspaper,friday 4th oct 2013.
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by antia4u2k5yaho: 8:38am On Oct 05, 2013
FRNDS, U CN NW CLICK ON MY PROFILE 2 VIEW MY HUMBLE SELF (PIX).

"ABASI AYAYA (GOD IS GUD)".
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by rashywire: 8:50am On Oct 05, 2013
Gud mornin here, I cnt just wait 4 dis supplimentary list 2 come out n 4 ASUU 2 call off
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 8:52am On Oct 05, 2013
antia4u2k5@yaho:
FRNDS, U CN NW CLICK ON MY PROFILE 2 VIEW MY HUMBLE SELF (PIX).

"ABASI AYAYA (GOD IS GUD)".
nice pix. Frm 2day, na uncle i go dey cal u
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 8:55am On Oct 05, 2013
I'm invitin evrione to ma bufdy party . Miss farano, mk sure u com alng wit Dr asiko o. Na beg i dey beg o
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by rashywire: 9:03am On Oct 05, 2013
Pls hw cn I reprint my postutme score?
Answer asap
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 9:03am On Oct 05, 2013
Kiingsolomon: lol... hmm, nice comeuppance, ure very dexterous in givn punishment o. Lol
yea am a finess in giving punishment bro. But, me detest been punished oo.
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by rashywire: 9:04am On Oct 05, 2013
antia4u2k5@yaho:
FRNDS, U CN NW CLICK ON MY PROFILE 2 VIEW MY HUMBLE SELF (PIX).

"ABASI AYAYA (GOD IS GUD)".
Bros na u ooooo
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by damosky12(m): 9:16am On Oct 05, 2013
antia4u2k5@yaho:
FRNDS, U CN NW CLICK ON MY PROFILE 2 VIEW MY HUMBLE SELF (PIX).

"ABASI AYAYA (GOD IS GUD)".
lolz. Antia is a fyn boy la.
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mayor10(m): 9:22am On Oct 05, 2013
You guys can now view ma profile to check ma pics.......appearance doesn't really determine who u'r xo don't judge my book by my cover...am just a gentle guy but love looking sweet
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Chizzyozi(f): 9:26am On Oct 05, 2013
Hi pals,am nw here,so hpe u would tke gud care of me*winks*

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Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 9:39am On Oct 05, 2013
mayor10: You guys can now view ma profile to check ma pics.......appearance doesn't really determine who u'r xo don't judge my book by my cover...am just a gentle guy but love looking sweet
chai, see 5yn boi....me sef i dey trip o guy
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 9:42am On Oct 05, 2013
Chizzyozi: Hi pals,am nw here,so hpe u would tke gud care of me*winks*
wlcm to d party....i'm d minister for women affairs on dis thread.....eeerm kingsolomon, oya show.meanwhile der r deeperlife pastors arrnd o, so beware hehehe....
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 10:11am On Oct 05, 2013
godofphysics: Happy bufday to moisef, as in my humble self....
Happy buffday to u man...hv a blast

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Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 10:34am On Oct 05, 2013
rashywire: Pls hw cn I reprint my postutme score?
Answer asap
I can't say but this might b helpful. Send such pages to ur inbox, including ur Jamb result printout, n jamb admission letter. This way u can always access it anytime. Still ask around tho.
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 10:41am On Oct 05, 2013
Cutesthunk: ......Recently i lost a friend named Lekan, we grew up together, wrote unaab's postutme last year, we didn't gain admission, but he got admitted into an ogun state polytechnic, he had such an uplifting smile, he was sponsoring himself in school, very independent, taught me to not put my trust in man, there where wealthy ppl in his family, but they just wouldn't help, despite all this Lekan strived on, he didnt get discouraged, he did catering stuffs, decoration, cakes, consultation, he was really talented in using his hands to create beautiful things that amazed people greatly.. There was a day we spoke about our dreams, and he told me he really wanted his business to expand so he could reach out to more people... Most importantly, he feared God, we sang together in Ressurection band (a group of talented musicians that minister to ppl), and i was always happy anytime i had a chance to be with ore mi Lekan...Unfortunately, he died a few days back, i was shocked when i heard the news and immediately rushed to his house, i thought i was dreaming cause we spoke on phone not quite long...he was very ill and couldn't make it, but i was told that he made some prayers in pain before he left.....Tears rolled down my eyes when i saw my friend's coffin, i thought about his dreams...but..hmmmm.....what can we do? What are we pursuing in this world that makes us forget the one who created this WORLD? Where does our heart lies? What is the gain in trying to please our peers and others? My Lekan has gone, but his trust in God till the end has taught me too to trust God....R.I.P brotherly
pathetic
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Kiingsolomon(f): 10:57am On Oct 05, 2013
@farano:
I pray too
u pray she comes bak?... Oh, so dat U can hav tym for him abi. Hmm, Oga physo is really winning o. Heyheeeeey! Bishop Yemmy, y all diz happening to u, ehn? Dr Asiko, don Pak her load comot; Now d one wey I think go stay long self, is tryn to find her way to Oga physo's domicile. Owbeecee also making exertions to THIEF her too.

Yes! I also caught Ugonna, tryn to write application letter for d post of her mind.
ugonna1054: well my prayer is dah u see me and change ur mind..by d way can I see u too may be I'll change my own mind...
Oga Yemmy, make una no sleep o. grin
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by antia4u2k5yaho: 11:01am On Oct 05, 2013
godofphysics: nice pix. Frm 2day, na uncle i go dey cal u
Abeg oooo! na u b d oga nao, anywr tnks 4 d complmnt.
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by antia4u2k5yaho: 11:05am On Oct 05, 2013
rashywire:
Bros na u ooooo
My guy na so i c am oooooo.
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Kiingsolomon(f): 11:08am On Oct 05, 2013
godofphysics: wlcm to d party....i'm d minister for women affairs on dis thread.....eeerm kingsolomon, oya show.meanwhile der r deeperlife pastors arrnd o, so beware hehehe....
haha!... Minister of Women Affairs? .. #folds arms#Errrm, me I no support dat wit all my body o. Cuz, we hav not yet impeached Senator Bishop Yemmy(JP) .. But, well sha, i knw ure d next, cuz is like hez gonna be impeached very soon, continue d campaign, I dey ur side jare.
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Kiingsolomon(f): 11:11am On Oct 05, 2013
antia4u2k5@yaho:
FRNDS, U CN NW CLICK ON MY PROFILE 2 VIEW MY HUMBLE SELF (PIX).

"ABASI AYAYA (GOD IS GUD)".
ehm, big Uncle.... U gat a very-pleasant-to-look-at pix. *Thumbs Up*
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by antia4u2k5yaho: 11:14am On Oct 05, 2013
damosky12:
lolz. Antia is a fyn boy la.
Tnks, bt na so akokites d fyn nao, u hadli c ugly faces in unilag, abi i dey lie?
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 11:14am On Oct 05, 2013
Kiingsolomon: u pray she comes bak?... Oh, so dat U can hav tym for him abi. Hmm, Oga physo is really winning o. Heyheeeeey! Bishop Yemmy, y all diz happening to u, ehn? Dr Asiko, don Pak her load comot; Now d one wey I think go stay long self, is tryn to find her way to Oga physo's domicile. Owbeecee also making exertions to THIEF her too.

Yes! I also caught Ugonna, tryn to write application letter for d post of her mind. Oga Yemmy, make una no sleep o. grin
in my capacity as d minister for women affairs on dis rope, i hereby mak u ma P.A. (a rnd of applause pls)
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by antia4u2k5yaho: 11:15am On Oct 05, 2013
damosky12:
lolz. Antia is a fyn boy la.
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 11:18am On Oct 05, 2013
antia4u2k5@yaho:
Tnks, bt na so akokites d fyn nao, u hadli c ugly faces in unilag, abi i dey lie?
na lie jor. I don c one already.....lol

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