A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!" "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!" "And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river". Again the congregation cried, "Amen!" The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up & said: "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, 'We shall drink from that river'". THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!!! have a bleesed week ahead

l.o.l

A joke Reverend would enjoy.

i go follow drink from the river ohhhhhhh

l.o.l

lol

lmao very funny.

lol,

oscarwodo:

i go follow drink from the river ohhhhhhh

haba u still dey drink?
small time you go tell her say you don stop,

going to the river wid my drum

d congregation na shayo pipo

Shayo go dey flow like water

Ds is well a constructed joke, nice one,