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Child Custody ;d;d by Nobody: 1:18pm On Feb 25, 2008
A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said: "Your Honour, I brought the child into the world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody". The judge turns to the husband and says "What do you have to say in your defence?" The man sat for a while contemplating. Then slowly rose. "Your Honour, if I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, Whose Coke is it, the machines' or mine?"
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by actoor(m): 11:33am On Mar 12, 2008
nice one
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by folly69(m): 11:40am On Mar 12, 2008
nice 1 grin
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by olulu(m): 12:17pm On Mar 12, 2008
Whose Coke is it, the machines' or mine?"

Good question,
possible answers or questions
has there been another coin hanging in the machine before u inserted your coin?
is the coin factory fitted? or aba made?
was the coin in raincoat?
was the coin like dat of tufe, kola or clem?
where was the coin inserted into the "6" or the "9"?

grin grin grin

grin grin grin
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by anietie01: 12:21pm On Mar 12, 2008
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Re: Child Custody ;d;d by tjtj1(m): 1:31pm On Mar 12, 2008
wtf@last poster. nice one poster old but still nice
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by clemcykul(f): 1:46pm On Mar 12, 2008
lmao grin

olulu the coin was not wearing a raincoat, infact it waz coatless!
and the coke processn was damn to fantastic grin as for the change after the insertion of coins is the baby lol grin
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by tufe(m): 4:18pm On Mar 12, 2008
na that kind thing you dey like

nice joke sha
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by TOYOSI20(f): 9:22pm On Mar 12, 2008
Refreshing JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by tufe(m): 1:52pm On Mar 13, 2008
yeah, it is grin grin
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by micklplus(m): 2:07pm On Mar 13, 2008
Good joke
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by tufe(m): 2:14pm On Mar 13, 2008
cheers to you too sir wink
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by segunpc(m): 2:39pm On Mar 13, 2008
insult upon injury.

he won the case sha.

good joke poster.
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by tufe(m): 2:45pm On Mar 13, 2008
. . it is salt to injury, and not insult upon injury wink
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by ituen(m): 7:20pm On Mar 13, 2008
effect of goingto a primary(grammer)school
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by adekennis(m): 9:02am On Mar 18, 2008
nice joke wink

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