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Human Brain Analysis-man Vs Woman...........a Must Read! by Nobody: 2:41am On Jan 08, 2013
1. MULTI-TASKING
Women - Multiple process
Women brain designed to concentrate on multiple task at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook.
Men - Single Process
Men`s brain are designed to concentrate only on one work at a time. Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they stop the TV while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

2. LANGUAGE
Women can easily learn many languages. But cannot find solutions to problems. Men can not easily learn languages, they can easily solve problems. That's why in average a 3 years old girl has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 years old boy.

3. ANALYTIC SKILLS
Men`s brain has a lot of space for handling the analytical process. They can analyze and find the solution for a process and design a map of a building easily. But If a complex map is viewed by women, they cannot understand it. Women cannot understand the details of a map easily, For them it is just a dump of lines on a paper.

4. CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, man`s analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car faster. If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and he drives accordingly. Where woman take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. Mans single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrates only on driving.

5. LYING
When men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily. Woman`s super natural brain observes facial expression 70%, body language 20% and words coming from the mouth 10%. Men`s brain does not have this. Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, do not lie face to face.

6. PROBLEMS SOLVING
If a man have a lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and puts them in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If a woman has a lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problems being solved or not.

7. WHAT THEY WANT
Men want status, success, solutions, big process, etc... But Women want relationship, friends, family, etc...

8. UNHAPPINESS
If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on their work. If men are unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate on the relations.

9. SPEECH
Women use indirect language in speech. But Men use direct language.


10. HANDLING EMOTION
Women talk a lot without thinking. Men act a lot without thinking. http://hiox.org/1298-men-brain-vs-women-brain-must-read.php

Re: Human Brain Analysis-man Vs Woman...........a Must Read! by braine(m): 2:48am On Jan 08, 2013
I just love the female brain! grin
Re: Human Brain Analysis-man Vs Woman...........a Must Read! by greatgod2012(f): 5:28am On Jan 08, 2013
No wonder women are better off than men.
Thank God this is coming from a man.
Though, some lies are there, but i agree with most.

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Re: Human Brain Analysis-man Vs Woman...........a Must Read! by Nobody: 7:51am On Jan 08, 2013
greatgod2012: No wonder women are better off than men.
Thank God this is coming from a man.
Though, some lies are there, but i agree with most.
....lol
Re: Human Brain Analysis-man Vs Woman...........a Must Read! by Nobody: 7:52am On Jan 08, 2013
MODERATORS PLEASE ELEVATE THIS THREAD TO THE FRONT PAGE
Re: Human Brain Analysis-man Vs Woman...........a Must Read! by engrtee(f): 9:00am On Jan 08, 2013
Women fool themself
Re: Human Brain Analysis-man Vs Woman...........a Must Read! by Cleverley(m): 11:34am On Jan 08, 2013
Degrading.. . . .
Re: Human Brain Analysis-man Vs Woman...........a Must Read! by ciphoenix: 4:18pm On Jan 08, 2013
Hehe, so they lie more better eh. And where the hell is the link to proof
Re: Human Brain Analysis-man Vs Woman...........a Must Read! by Nobody: 5:49pm On Jan 08, 2013
Cleverley: Degrading.. . . .
what is degrading? explain! please do not derail the thread!
Re: Human Brain Analysis-man Vs Woman...........a Must Read! by Nobody: 6:18pm On Jan 09, 2013
ciphoenix: Hehe, so they lie more better eh. And where the hell is the link to proof
check my post again, u will find it there, i just added it.

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