Flytefalls:
Ah that's cool. Wrestling is cooler, don't give up the dream!
I'm in Public Health. Loadsa statistics today, nl is stress relief .

Wrestling? It would be an easy rise to fame, too easy...not what I want.
You juggle with figures..., I do numbers too. Do you wear glasses?

ositadima1:

Wrestling? It would be an easy rise to fame, too easy...not what I want.
You juggle with figures..., I do numbers too. Do you wear glasses?

No, this life is 20:20. You a hench nerd then? Some kind of Nigerian Clark kent? Who've you been saving?

^^ hey, I sense sarcasm, you missundestand me. I saw statistics and I assumed you do numbers,...about my 180 pounds, I made it up, I am not even close. Just tall and skiny. I am not trying to impress you, just want us to be friends...

Plus I like ur sense humour and poking 190 the clowned is fun

Well finally! Nice to meet u, I hate being contrived! 190 is funny, but you're nuts . You've not shown us your full potential but I have faith, I remember your wacky posts I've commented in before. Mad man ah rule tings hya soh! But 190 is my nl heart throb 4 life. The reason why I signed up

Yeah I do stats analysis... I enjoy this over pure maths. I hate maths!!!! *hulk exhale*

Flytefalls: Well finally! Nice to meet u, I hate being contrived! 190 is funny, but you're nuts . You've not shown us your full potential but I have faith, I remember your wacky posts I've commented in before. Mad man ah rule tings hya soh! But 190 is my nl heart throb 4 life. The reason why I signed up

Yeah I do stats analysis... I enjoy this over pure maths. I hate maths!!!! *hulk exhale*

You also enjoy winning, dont you? Nice lips...

double post

ositadima1:

You also enjoy winning, dont you? Nice lips.

Why thanks! Show me yours . Well, I can get a bit overexcited...

Flytefalls:
Why thanks! Show me yours . Well, I can get a bit overexcited...

Check my profile... Do I look mean?

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Noooo! You look sweet!!! None of your psychotic tendencies are tangible on that face . Congrats, you meet my own high standards of approval mwahahahaha .

Thnx, can I see yours, plz...

Do I owe you anything . I'm ugly, u should save yourself

lol, save myself from what? I don't get scared easily, you don't owe me nothing. Who ever says u ugly must be as blind as bat...

Pm an email addy. I'm not putting anything more than lips on here :p

Sorry, I left my desk to attend to matters. Dat would be nice, at last

Did I irk somebody?

So I can't be busy too? ...

Jokes;

Would you and 50 of your hot
friends like to join me in my
tiny car? Honk honk!

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An Irishman drinks at the pub
until they close. He stands up to leave and falls
flat on his face. He tries to
stand one more time and falls
again. He figures he'll crawl
outside and get some fresh
air and maybe that will sober him up. Outside, he tries to stand up
and falls flat again. He gives
up and crawls the four blocks
to his house, crawls up the
stairs and pulls himself into
bed. The next morning, his wife
stands over him shouting,
"So, you've been out boozing
again!" "What makes you say that?"
he asks, putting on an
innocent face. "The pub called -- you left
your wheelchair there again."

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Q: What do you call a gay
Jamaican guy? A: Pokemon.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in
Essex, England?
Because they couldn't find
three wise men and a virgin!

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What's the most famous
coffee in Afghanistan?
Osama bin Latte

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An explorer in the deepest
Amazon suddenly finds
himself surrounded by a
bloodthirsty group of natives.
Upon surveying his situation,
he says quietly to himself, ''I'm screwed.''
There is a ray of light from
the sky and a voice booms
out: ''No you are NOT
screwed. Pick up that stone in
front of you and bash the head of the chief.''
So the explorer picks up the
stone and proceedes to bash
in the head of the chief. He is
breathing heavily while
standing above the lifeless body. Surrounding him are
the 100 native warriors with
a look of shock on their faces.
The voice booms out again:
''Okay.......NOW you're
screwed!''

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A funeral service is held for a
woman who just passed
away. As the pallbearers carry
the casket out, they
accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan. They
open the casket and find that
the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years
and then dies. They have
another funeral for her. At the
end of the service, the
pallbearers carry out the
casket. As they are walking, the
husband cries out, "Watch out
for the wall!"


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Cheer up baby...

Hehehe I love bad jokes

... And you're the funniest one. You still ain't getting my picture nigg@

Do u imply I am a joke?

ositadima1: Do u imply I am a joke? ***tosses his cellphone and frowns*** My ears are twitching...

***Puckers her lips and spits on his cellphone***

Chiney Dutty gyal... sorry my friend

Tourettes?

Bleep! Shit! Cuntybollocks! Nobs! Sacks! Fuckin
Ell! I suffer from Tourettes so I can call you
what i like.

lol, a joke gone bad

You called me niqqa first, last time I checked dat word was derogatory

I bleeped things up a beat, chances of seeing dat pix must be pritty bleak...

wow. Hi... Wow.