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"what The Hell's Happening?" by nightnurse(f): 8:24pm On Feb 25, 2008
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a
wasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Naturally enough,
she panics.

The husband is also quite shaken but manages to put a coat
on her, pull up his shorts and carries her to the car. Then he
makes a mad dash to the doctor. The doctor, after examining
her, says that the wasp is too far in to remove with forceps so
he says to the husband that he will have to try and entice it out
by putting honey on his penis and withdrawing as soon as he
feels the wasp.

And so the honey is smeared, but because of his wife's
screaming and his frantic dash to the doctor and the general
panic, he just can't rise to the occasion. So the doctor says
he'll perform the deed if the husband and wife don't object.

Naturally both agree for fear the wasp will do any damage, so
the doctor quickly undresses, smears the honey on and
instantly gets an erection, at which time he begins to plug the
wife. Only he doesn't stop and withdraw but continues with
vigour.

The husband shouts, "What the hell's happening?" To which
the doctor replies, "Change of plan. I'm going to drown the
bastard!!!
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by Teejay07(m): 8:30pm On Feb 25, 2008
nightnurse,

cool one. Well done. grin grin grin
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by daychris(f): 8:49pm On Feb 25, 2008
good one night nurse, can't stop laughing
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by ThugLife1(m): 1:28am On Feb 26, 2008
lol
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by TOYOSI20(f): 2:11am On Feb 26, 2008
Nice
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by clemcykul(f): 8:23am On Feb 26, 2008
ontop ibkaye shocked shocked shocked

good stuff there keeepn em rowln in grin
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by Lolabbey: 9:53am On Feb 26, 2008
lmao grin grin
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by elementus: 9:58am On Feb 26, 2008
nity u go kill me with yr joke oh
a vry nice one pls keep it coming grin grin grin grin grin
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by ashaby(f): 11:10am On Feb 26, 2008
@ poster
nightnurse, u don rotten finish
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by ashaby(f): 11:15am On Feb 26, 2008
@ poster
nightnurse, u don rotten finish!! nice one sha
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by Lohlarh(f): 11:19am On Feb 26, 2008
Ha Nighty tori olohun, u don spoil beyond repair o grin

Cant stop laffin grin Nice one
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by nightnurse(f): 4:24pm On Feb 26, 2008
all these saint-michaelz and virgin-maryz, na una rotten pass ooo, well, u guys should keep pretending its our tradition
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by segunpc(m): 3:02pm On Feb 27, 2008
well the wasp is beta drowned than brought out alive.

up nitty[b] wink[/b]
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by Lohlarh(f): 3:20pm On Feb 27, 2008
Nitty me i no claim 'saint' o, no just try me cos i sabi d tin
nd i no lie i lik m wells tongue
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by clemcykul(f): 3:34pm On Feb 27, 2008
i trust u lolarh me i no say na extra stuffs u dey deal with grin
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by kolaoloye(m): 3:37pm On Feb 27, 2008
@nightnurse,
very soon you shall be crowned,with pple like u around no high BP.
WERE you on duty when they came to the hospital?
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by success123(m): 3:38pm On Feb 27, 2008
no he was just passing by
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by Lohlarh(f): 4:45pm On Feb 27, 2008
Clemcy u know now, sebi na u nd i wink

No push me till i tell dem ur size o,u know say i just dey manage m wink
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by success123(m): 4:47pm On Feb 27, 2008
birds of the same feather.
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by Lohlarh(f): 4:56pm On Feb 27, 2008
success, Itumo?
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by nightnurse(f): 7:53pm On Feb 27, 2008
what the hell's happening
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by MrTurkey(m): 8:05pm On Feb 27, 2008
urggghhh. . .someone is cominnngggggggg urggghhhhhhh grin. . .
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by topeteadr(m): 8:46pm On Feb 27, 2008
Lol this is awesome.
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by clemcykul(f): 8:53am On Feb 28, 2008
lolarh i beg no expose me grin wink


turkey is coming ha ha ha grin
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by Lohlarh(f): 10:01am On Feb 28, 2008
@clemcy nothing do us jare, ur secrets re safe with me
how far, i age o wink u know now
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by success123(m): 10:10am On Feb 28, 2008
one way or the other clem ur sins will find u out.
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by ituen(m): 11:49am On Feb 28, 2008
. . . and punish u to infinity merchant bank
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by dequeen(f): 9:29am On Mar 03, 2008
dont mind dat doctor jare, he is only helping them.

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