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"what The Hell's Happening?" by nightnurse(f): 8:24pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Naturally enough, she panics. The husband is also quite shaken but manages to put a coat on her, pull up his shorts and carries her to the car. Then he makes a mad dash to the doctor. The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too far in to remove with forceps so he says to the husband that he will have to try and entice it out by putting honey on his penis and withdrawing as soon as he feels the wasp. And so the honey is smeared, but because of his wife's screaming and his frantic dash to the doctor and the general panic, he just can't rise to the occasion. So the doctor says he'll perform the deed if the husband and wife don't object. Naturally both agree for fear the wasp will do any damage, so the doctor quickly undresses, smears the honey on and instantly gets an erection, at which time he begins to plug the wife. Only he doesn't stop and withdraw but continues with vigour. The husband shouts, "What the hell's happening?" To which the doctor replies, "Change of plan. I'm going to drown the bastard!!! |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by Teejay07(m): 8:30pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
nightnurse, cool one. Well done. |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by daychris(f): 8:49pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
good one night nurse, can't stop laughing |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by ThugLife1(m): 1:28am On Feb 26, 2008 |
lol |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by TOYOSI20(f): 2:11am On Feb 26, 2008 |
Nice |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by clemcykul(f): 8:23am On Feb 26, 2008 |
ontop ibkaye good stuff there keeepn em rowln in |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by Lolabbey: 9:53am On Feb 26, 2008 |
lmao |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by elementus: 9:58am On Feb 26, 2008 |
nity u go kill me with yr joke oh a vry nice one pls keep it coming |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by ashaby(f): 11:10am On Feb 26, 2008 |
@ poster nightnurse, u don rotten finish |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by ashaby(f): 11:15am On Feb 26, 2008 |
@ poster nightnurse, u don rotten finish!! nice one sha |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by Lohlarh(f): 11:19am On Feb 26, 2008 |
Ha Nighty tori olohun, u don spoil beyond repair o Cant stop laffin Nice one |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by nightnurse(f): 4:24pm On Feb 26, 2008 |
all these saint-michaelz and virgin-maryz, na una rotten pass ooo, well, u guys should keep pretending its our tradition |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by segunpc(m): 3:02pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
well the wasp is beta drowned than brought out alive. up nitty[b] [/b] |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by Lohlarh(f): 3:20pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
Nitty me i no claim 'saint' o, no just try me cos i sabi d tin nd i no lie i lik m wells |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by clemcykul(f): 3:34pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
i trust u lolarh me i no say na extra stuffs u dey deal with |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by kolaoloye(m): 3:37pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
@nightnurse, very soon you shall be crowned,with pple like u around no high BP. WERE you on duty when they came to the hospital? |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by success123(m): 3:38pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
no he was just passing by |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by Lohlarh(f): 4:45pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
Clemcy u know now, sebi na u nd i No push me till i tell dem ur size o,u know say i just dey manage m |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by success123(m): 4:47pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
birds of the same feather. |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by Lohlarh(f): 4:56pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
success, Itumo? |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by nightnurse(f): 7:53pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
what the hell's happening |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by MrTurkey(m): 8:05pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
urggghhh. . .someone is cominnngggggggg urggghhhhhhh . . . |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by topeteadr(m): 8:46pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
Lol this is awesome. |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by clemcykul(f): 8:53am On Feb 28, 2008 |
lolarh i beg no expose me turkey is coming ha ha ha |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by Lohlarh(f): 10:01am On Feb 28, 2008 |
@clemcy nothing do us jare, ur secrets re safe with me how far, i age o u know now |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by success123(m): 10:10am On Feb 28, 2008 |
one way or the other clem ur sins will find u out. |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by ituen(m): 11:49am On Feb 28, 2008 |
. . . and punish u to infinity merchant bank |
Re: "what The Hell's Happening?" by dequeen(f): 9:29am On Mar 03, 2008 |
dont mind dat doctor jare, he is only helping them. |
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