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Five Ways To Make A Guy Happy by spywareczar(m): 10:15am On Jan 10, 2013
1. Don't ask for money.
2. Never ask for money.
3. Don't talk about money.
4. Forget anything about money.
5. Don't collect when he offers!.

Yours Sincerely: EVERYONE
Re: Five Ways To Make A Guy Happy by sexybash(f): 10:25am On Jan 10, 2013
(1)Dont ask for money but if he gives you collecct
(2) buy him sexy nice little stuff
(3) be submissive at all time (all round)
(4) respect his associates
(5) if he is cheating on you tell him how you feel and continue to love him better
Re: Five Ways To Make A Guy Happy by Nobody: 10:44am On Jan 10, 2013
1. Stop cheating on him.

2. Stop cheating on him!!

3. I say stop cheating on him!!!

4. You must stop cheating on him!!!!

5. I say stop cheating ooooooooo!!!!!!

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Re: Five Ways To Make A Guy Happy by xynerise: 10:48am On Jan 10, 2013
You all failed! I thought a BJ makes a man happy? undecided grin

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Re: Five Ways To Make A Guy Happy by ATMC(f): 11:24am On Jan 10, 2013
1. Whenever he comes home, run and hide under a table; submission!
2. Give him condomm when he's going out because you know men are polygamous in nature
3. Get d bath and d bedroom ready for him and his girlfriend whenever he comes home with her
4. Ensure you tell your siblings from pluto not to marry someone from earth because of your experience...
5. 5 ways to make a guy happy indeed!
Re: Five Ways To Make A Guy Happy by Nobody: 11:36am On Jan 10, 2013
you dey vex oooo grin grin
Re: Five Ways To Make A Guy Happy by Nobody: 11:58am On Jan 10, 2013
xynerise: You all failed! I thought a BJ makes a man happy? undecided grin

what is BJ? undecided

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Re: Five Ways To Make A Guy Happy by xynerise: 12:01pm On Jan 10, 2013
~vicky~:


what is BJ? undecided
Baby Jacket undecided

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Re: Five Ways To Make A Guy Happy by Nobody: 12:05pm On Jan 10, 2013
xynerise:
Baby Jacket undecided

so how does a baby jacket makes a man happy?
explain pls
Re: Five Ways To Make A Guy Happy by YuzedoII: 12:07pm On Jan 10, 2013
xynerise:
Baby Jacket undecided
LMAO!!! grin grin grin
Re: Five Ways To Make A Guy Happy by xynerise: 12:10pm On Jan 10, 2013
~vicky~:


so how does a baby jacket makes a man happy?
explain pls
well.... Its nature undecided
Re: Five Ways To Make A Guy Happy by ariyebaba(m): 12:33pm On Jan 10, 2013
@ OP , U R ON POINT.

I HAVE A AN UNDERGRADUATE,27 , AM DATING

SHE HAS NEVER ASKED FOR MONEY

CUZ OF DAT I KEEP LOVIN HER EVERYDAY.

BESIDE, I RESPECT HER.


D OTHER GAL,A PARTIME UNDEERGRADUATE,24,

SHE STARTED TO INSULTS AND ABUSE

SIMPLY BCUZ I SAID I DONT GIVE MONEY TO GIRLS.

SHE LATER APOLOGIZE.

NAIJA GIRLS NA WA WA...................

cheesy grin angry shocked
Re: Five Ways To Make A Guy Happy by spywareczar(m): 12:49pm On Jan 10, 2013
xynerise:
well.... Its nature undecided
God is watching u oo,
Re: Five Ways To Make A Guy Happy by xynerise: 12:51pm On Jan 10, 2013
spywareczar: God is watching u oo,
Good news to me cheesy. Thank you God for watching over me cool
Re: Five Ways To Make A Guy Happy by spywareczar(m): 12:58pm On Jan 10, 2013
xynerise:
Good news to me cheesy. Thank you God for watching over me cool
u don eva see hw thunder strike somebody?? Lol
Re: Five Ways To Make A Guy Happy by spywareczar(m): 2:00pm On Jan 10, 2013
Young men of BB generation. Be careful of gold digger chicks, they can suck your walletsdry and later find their bearings.
Re: Five Ways To Make A Guy Happy by DonTonero: 3:55pm On Jan 10, 2013
sexybash: (1)Dont ask for money but if he gives you collecct
(2) buy him sexy nice little stuff
(3) be submissive at all time (all round)
(4) respect his associates
(5) if he is cheating on you tell him how you feel and continue to love him better
waoh dis is lovly as ma gal possess those
Re: Five Ways To Make A Guy Happy by IZUKWU(m): 4:49pm On Jan 10, 2013
1. Give it to me anyhow and any time i want it 2. Do not ask me for money. 3. If i tell you i don't have money don't nag. 4. If i give money just accept it no matter how small ,never reject. 5. Wake me up some morning with blowjobs 6. You can invite your pretty girlfriend for sin party some times
Re: Five Ways To Make A Guy Happy by spywareczar(m): 5:21pm On Jan 13, 2013
IZUKWU: 1. Give it to me anyhow and any time i want it 2. Do not ask me for money. 3. If i tell you i don't have money don't nag. 4. If i give money just accept it no matter how small ,never reject. 5. Wake me up some morning with blowjobs 6. You can invite your pretty girlfriend for sin party some times
Your number 1, 5 and 6 no mek sense oo
Re: Five Ways To Make A Guy Happy by butterflyy(f): 5:51pm On Jan 13, 2013
~vicky~:


what is BJ? undecided
Dont mind them BJ is Mouth Action jare. They dont want u to spoil
Re: Five Ways To Make A Guy Happy by spywareczar(m): 7:48am On Jan 22, 2013
butterflyy:
Dont mind them BJ is Mouth Action jare. They dont want u to spoil
hehehehe ª♏ watchin u

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