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How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Emusan(m): 8:20pm On Jan 10, 2013 |
Funny questions people ask in obvious situations 1. At market: hey! What are u doing here? Ans: Dont u know! I sell vegetables here. 2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on ur feet: Sorry did that hurt? Ans :not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again? 3.When u get woken up at midnight by a phone cal: sorry! Were u sleeping? Ans: No! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought i was sleeping! 4.When you see a friend with evidently short hair: hey! Hv u had a haircut? Ans: nah! Its autumn season and I'm shedding... 5. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask... Why, why him, of all people. Ans:- Why? Would it rather have been you? 7. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Oh, so you smoke. Ans:- Gosh, it's a miracle it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!! 8. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Is the guy you're marrying good? Ans:- No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just his teeth. 35 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Nobody: 8:52pm On Jan 10, 2013 |
LMAO!, I've seen no 3 somewhere before, still funny though 1 Like |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Nobody: 9:11pm On Jan 10, 2013 |
Emusan: Funny questions people ask in obvious situations People can ask redundant questions ehn there is also, "Is this you?" that friends ask each other when they have not seen for a long time. 6 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Opoki(m): 2:37pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
@OP: i dey laff in HD. 1 Like |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Nobody: 2:38pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
answer to no 3 no o!i'm picking beans 6 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by NoContract(m): 2:39pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
[size=18pt]u don eat? No I never shi.t finish![/size] 2 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Arsenate(m): 2:39pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
No 2; the lady in the bus will most likely not know what a local anaesthetic is/does. |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Ivyluvie: 2:40pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Lmao.....*grin* 1 Like |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by seuncyber(m): 2:41pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
wow so you are here no is not me na my photocopy 7 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Gombs(m): 2:42pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Weird enough,it's ladies who asks such questions most atimes A girl catches her BF having sexxx wit another lady, and she asks "baby,What r u doing?" He replied "Bible study" When People C U Lying Down, Wid Ur Eyes Closd Dy Still Ask:- R U Sleepin? Ans:No! Am Trainin 2 Die. When It's Rainin & Some1 Notices U Goin Out, Dey Ask: - R U Going Out In Dis Rain? Ans:No,in The Next 1. Ur Friend Calls Ur Home Fone:- Where R U? Ans: At De Bus Stop! Dey See U Wet Comin 4rm De Bathroom:- Did U Just Hav A Bath? Ans: No, I Fell In De Toilet Bowl ! U R Standin Rite In Front Of De Elevator On The Ground Floor & Dey Ask:- Goin Up? Ans: No, No, Em Waitin 4 My Apartmnt 2 Come Down & Get Me. U Bring A Bunch Of Flowers 4 Ur Sweet Heart & Dey Ask:- R Dose Flowers? Ans:No Baby! Dey R Carrots. U'r On The Queue 2 Buy Tickets at D Cinema, A Friend Saw U & Ask:- Wat R U Doin Here? Ans: Em Here 2 Pay My Uni Fee 64 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by boron10(m): 2:46pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Ivyluvie: Lmao.....*grin*Are you laughing 2 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by apoti(m): 2:46pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask, "Did you just have a bath?" Ans: "No, i fell into the toilet bowl." 4 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Nobody: 2:46pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
haha!...i dey Laf, in 5D |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Redmosquito(m): 2:48pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Standing in line to buy movie ticket at Ozone Cinemas, a babe saw me Babe: Haa! Mosquito! What are you doing here? Me: Oh! Nothing really! I just came to pay my school fees! I didnt form this oooo! 2 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by moneyhungry(m): 2:49pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
question: why are u crying? answer: some NL front-page topics makes me cry... 20 Likes
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Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by blessedmayor(m): 2:50pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
who's first 2 comment |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Angel778(f): 2:50pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
fellis:yeah! Nasty response to silly questns. 1)Q- Is that u? R-no, is my twin sister. 2)Q- are u eating? R- no, i am salivating . 1 Like |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by apoti(m): 2:52pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
You're standing in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask, "Are you going up?" Ans: "No, i'm waiting for my Office to come down and get me." 6 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by moneyhungry(m): 2:54pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
question: john! is dat u? answer: no! its not me its u. 3 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by dopeJemi: 2:54pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
coming 4rm church by 2pm on sunday Question: u don cLose 4rm church Ans: no, I 4get My bibLe, I wan go colLect A♏ Just came back 4rm a journey Question: ahan! U don come 4rm traveL Ans: no, I stilL dey der dey wait 4 ur permission 2 come back Just woke up 4rm sLeep Question: ah! U don wake Ans: no oh, I stilL dey sLeep, na nau I wan start 2 dream sef U went 2 a party Question: aahh! Wat r u doing here Ans: my broda, I came 2 preach d gospeL U watching a fiLm Question: what r u watching Ans: I'm just watching d death of osama bin Laden Sum1 got shot in a movie Question: dem shoot A♏ Ans: no oh, dem totori A♏ u r drinking garri Question: na garri u dey drink so Ans: no, na garri dey drink Me 24 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Nobody: 2:55pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Funny answer people give: Where are you GOING? I am COMING! 4 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by cooleo(m): 2:56pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
;D4G laffs |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by HRHAgek(m): 2:56pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Better Response to question No.1; in the market and one asks, What are u doing here? Ans; I came here to hunt Elephants. How abt u? 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by achi4u(m): 2:56pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
seuncyber: wow so you are hereor ur shadow |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Regiblinkz(m): 2:57pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Emusan: Funny questions people ask in obvious situationscan't stop laughing...joke section please 1 Like |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Chanchit: 2:57pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
You see a kid crying, and u ask "how are you..?" ans- I'm fine, thats why I'm crying. 3 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Nobody: 2:58pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Another dumb question (especially when itchy fingers begins their ethno-specific bans) : Que: is seun tribalistic? Ans : no he loves nri people to death. 2 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by godstino(m): 2:59pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
they see this thread on front page and they ask 'DID THIS JUST MAKE THE FRONT PAGE?' reply- NO IT'S ON THE BACK PAGE MTSCHEEEW! 6 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by djeezy(m): 3:01pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
I hate it when people are at your house and they ask "Do you have a bathroom/toilet?" No, we poop in the yard/bush. 4 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Regiblinkz(m): 3:02pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Gombs: Weird enough,it's ladies who asks such questions most atimes*hits head on the floor while laughing* 2 Likes |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by molisk(f): 3:06pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
There are several such questions. But one that really irritates me is: 1. Hmm, it seems you did not sleep last night; what you guys did staying up? You know that I have two lil kids...what else would you expect a woman to do the whole night.....no one does that the whole night 1 Like |
Re: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Sberries: 3:09pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Gombs: Weird enough,it's ladies who asks such questions most atimes I can't stop laughing.. These answers r kinda rude especially if the person doesn't expect it. But it serves some people right sha. Those that don't know when to ask the right questions. 3 Likes |
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