**** CRAZY FACTS MADE IN NAIJA ****

1)G.arr.i No Get Advert, But E Sell Pass Indomie.

2)No Matter How Toms sell, E No
Go Sell Pass Slippers
.
3)If You Never Thief Meat From
Pot B4, Then You Mama No Sabbi
Cook
.
4)A Girl Who Laffs @ Your dry
Joke during a first date doesn't
have transport money to get back Home
.
5)The only woman who knows
where her man is every Night is a
"Widow"
.
6)Bowen university is the only uni
you find people kissing wif there both eyes wild open, so as not to
get Caught.....
.
7)Say Hausa Man Poor, No mean
say him NO fit afford to buy Transitor Radio
.
U cant kneel down to greet ur parent but u can Kneel to give ur BF heads, una go explain 4 judgment day o
.
9)If the Alarm of a China fone
cannot wake you up.....Forget it u
r "DEAD"
10)To listen to CoolFM, just put
ur radio in a Fridge

11)Is a small world no mean say u
go trek from ur house reach
malaysia.

ADD YOURS!.

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