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Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by shakur07(m): 5:17pm On Apr 07, 2013
Lmao..Akpors na sure guy..bur i tink say no sin too big before God ...d pastor no suppose curse akpors nah [. quote author=Fynestboi]Am sure u dn hear or c dis joke bt let laugh small..borng aftanon

Akpos went to church
for confession:
Akpos: I have sinned and I need confession.
Pastor: say exactly what you did. So that your
sins will be
fully forgiven.
Akpos: I committed
Adultery with several
church female.
Pastor: say there names and the number of
times
you had sex with them.
Akpos: (sobbing) I am
ashamed! I can't talk.
Pastor: okey! Lets do this way,after
service we will wait at
the entrance, and when you see the female
you
slept with, just say PAP.
If its two times, say PAP twice, and so on.
so after d service
a girl called Asher passes wrigging
her buttocks.
Akpos says
PAP PAP.
Pastor: the Lord will forgive you.
Den Deacons wife passes carrying a bible. Akpos
says PAP.
Pastor: the lord wil for
give you.
A choir member passes singing. Akpos says
PAP PAP PAP.
Pastor: the lord will
forgive you.
finally Pastors wife passes by while talking to
a phone.
Akpos goes like a
machine gun
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP
PAP PAP PAP PA PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
pastor: paaaaaa!
my wife !!!!! Curse be to your father.
God will not forgive you.[/quote]
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Fynestboi: 5:25pm On Apr 07, 2013
shakur07: Oga fynest wassup
how u dng?
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Fynestboi: 5:26pm On Apr 07, 2013
shakur07: Lmao..Akpors na sure guy..bur i tink say no sin too big before God ...d pastor no suppose curse akpors nah [. quote author=Fynestboi]Am sure u dn hear or c dis joke bt let laugh small..borng aftanon

Akpos went to church
for confession:
Akpos: I have sinned and I need confession.
Pastor: say exactly what you did. So that your
sins will be
fully forgiven.
Akpos: I committed
Adultery with several
church female.
Pastor: say there names and the number of
times
you had sex with them.
Akpos: (sobbing) I am
ashamed! I can't talk.
Pastor: okey! Lets do this way,after
service we will wait at
the entrance, and when you see the female
you
slept with, just say PAP.
If its two times, say PAP twice, and so on.
so after d service
a girl called Asher passes wrigging
her buttocks.
Akpos says
PAP PAP.
Pastor: the Lord will forgive you.
Den Deacons wife passes carrying a bible. Akpos
says PAP.
Pastor: the lord wil for
give you.
A choir member passes singing. Akpos says
PAP PAP PAP.
Pastor: the lord will
forgive you.
finally Pastors wife passes by while talking to
a phone.
Akpos goes like a
machine gun
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP
PAP PAP PAP PA PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
pastor: paaaaaa!
my wife !!!!! Curse be to your father.
God will not forgive you.
no mind d pastor he be human naaa so d tn go pain am gan ni
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by iamjoseph: 5:55pm On Apr 07, 2013
I no see d car park na!....abeg make dm reduce 4 ma sake
shakur07: Oga park well..yhu no knw say in every skool ..comp sci usually av d highest num of students according to ma research ...jes wait till afta utme
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by haydee012(m): 12:22am On Apr 08, 2013
M really grateful for ur encouragment,fankx a lot!
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Fynestboi: 7:26am On Apr 08, 2013
. Gud mawning 19days loku by naw am sure na revision u go dey do dnt tell me u se still readng... Anoda week just started and b4 we open and close our eyes thus it go.... Nearer it cum more happiness i experience...
And to dose of us dng CBT pls endeavour to reprint ur photocard...
fynestboi
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by LateefahToyin(f): 8:43am On Apr 08, 2013
Yes o...may God c us 2ru o
Fynestboi: . Gud mawning 19days loku by naw am sure na revision u go dey do dnt tell me u se still readng... Anoda week just started and b4 we open and close our eyes thus it go.... Nearer it cum more happiness i experience...
And to dose of us dng CBT pls endeavour to reprint ur photocard...
fynestboi
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 9:03am On Apr 08, 2013
Mawnin y'all..
19 days to go
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by adetola31(m): 9:20am On Apr 08, 2013
Mehn just like yestday, that we were counting months 2 d exam date...nw na days we dy count... Bt i knw one thing surely, it wil cum and go.... I pray we all hav gud testimonies after all..
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by adetola31(m): 9:21am On Apr 08, 2013
Gud morning pals....
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by emmyeuler1: 9:43am On Apr 08, 2013
Who's gonna help me out with the dimension of coefficient of viscosity?
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by emekakelvin(m): 10:08am On Apr 08, 2013
adetola31: Mehn just like yestday, that we were counting months 2 d exam date...nw na days we dy count... Bt i knw one thing surely, it wil cum and go.... I pray we all hav gud testimonies after all..
AMEN
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Profemmy001(m): 10:16am On Apr 08, 2013
Fynestboi: . Gud mawning 19days loku by naw am sure na revision u go dey do dnt tell me u se still readng... Anoda week just started and b4 we open and close our eyes thus it go.... Nearer it cum more happiness i experience...
And to dose of us dng CBT pls endeavour to reprint ur photocard...
fynestboi
Y do u say so. koz i'm also doyn CBT. Wat of d photocard printed earlier on registration?
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Profemmy001(m): 10:20am On Apr 08, 2013
wwwwaaaaaaooooowwwwwww.....diz thread z no mure d same az b4.
Bt cwiouzly. I've been away due 2 readyn...hope 2 return here wit a bang...afta d utme exam dou
Aw'z d readyn goyn naw@y'all?
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Fynestboi: 12:03pm On Apr 08, 2013
Profemmy001:
Y do u say so. koz i'm also doyn CBT. Wat of d photocard printed earlier on registration?
kindly do dat base on d fact dat sum of d cbt dates ve been change deir re sum cbt applicant dat ought to write exam last wik saturday and also 2day bt its obvious dat dose date ve been shifted and if u want to knw wen d date is been shifted to u ve to reprint ur photocard...
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by phtemie(m): 2:34pm On Apr 08, 2013
Fynestboi: kindly do dat base on d fact dat sum of d cbt dates ve been change deir re sum cbt applicant dat ought to write exam last wik saturday and also 2day bt its obvious dat dose date ve been shifted and if u want to knw wen d date is been shifted to u ve to reprint ur photocard...
Okay...Because I was about to ask the same question he asked..
I think I'll have to do that..
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 5:00pm On Apr 08, 2013
helo, gud evening, 19days 2go, na baba GOD fit help o
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by iamjoseph: 6:50pm On Apr 08, 2013
AMEN O!!
adetola31: Mehn just like yestday, that we were counting months 2 d exam date...nw na days we dy count... Bt i knw one thing surely, it wil cum and go.... I pray we all hav gud testimonies after all..
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by shakur07(m): 7:30pm On Apr 08, 2013
wassup palz.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Daviewonder(m): 10:31pm On Apr 08, 2013
Mehn na 320 marks tinz dey ma mynd ooo.....hpe no machineries diz year so as to keep d general score level low.
God bless our readin
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by haydee012(m): 11:20pm On Apr 08, 2013
Thankx for ur care...can i knw if i can bring subject(e.g physics) questions 2 d house for solvin or is dere any other room for dat?
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 1:09am On Apr 09, 2013
haydee012: Thankx for ur care...can i knw if i can bring subject(e.g physics) questions 2 d house for solvin or is dere any other room for dat?
eeya, its nt allowed here bro, fynstbar wil give u d link
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 1:13am On Apr 09, 2013
@shakur, we dey 5n o, i guess diz newcomas no knw our law 4 diz threád sha, wel u fit ask frm d moderators@fb, shakur, ádex, adetola, dey wil tel u guys, coz we no wan fyt o
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Profemmy001(m): 6:00am On Apr 09, 2013
Gud mawnin oOoOoO
Reading continues...no tyme 2 check tyme..holla 2 all CBT candidates.
Pls, is it true dat post umo z a month afta JAMb
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by shakur07(m): 7:06am On Apr 09, 2013
It depends on d skool oh...bur les hope for mahbe june sha ...
Profemmy001: Gud mawnin oOoOoO
Reading continues...no tyme 2 check tyme..holla 2 all CBT candidates.
Pls, is it true dat post umo z a month afta JAMb
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by shakur07(m): 7:08am On Apr 09, 2013
Das a good target u av dia jare broda...yhu be science pikin or arts
Daviewonder: Mehn na 320 marks tinz dey ma mynd ooo.....hpe no machineries diz year so as to keep d general score level low.
God bless our readin
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by shakur07(m): 7:10am On Apr 09, 2013
Good mawning thread ....e be lyk say ds April dey crawl jare ...anyway 18 days pere na lo ku
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by shakur07(m): 7:12am On Apr 09, 2013
Oga shey una don reprint ur photocard sha?? Cos i saw one guy for ma area that did dat yestadae and dey gave him on d 29th
Profemmy001: Gud mawnin oOoOoO
Reading continues...no tyme 2 check tyme..holla 2 all CBT candidates.
Pls, is it true dat post umo z a month afta JAMb
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Fynestboi: 7:24am On Apr 09, 2013
Physics chem maths thread....

https://www.nairaland.com/1209518/jamb-physics-chemistry
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Fynestboi: 7:26am On Apr 09, 2013
shakur07: Good mawning thread ....e be lyk say ds April dey crawl jare ...anyway 18 days pere na lo ku
padi me u to notice am feb was fast march also move wit a swift speed bt its obvious april just dey move in a slow pace... Smh... 18days
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Fynestboi: 7:31am On Apr 09, 2013
Johntosyne: @shakur, we dey 5n o, i guess diz newcomas no knw our law 4 diz threád sha, wel u fit ask frm d moderators@fb, shakur, ádex, adetola, dey wil tel u guys, coz we no wan fyt o
leave them by d tym i start rootng them out shapaly dey wuld start intro-showng themselves...... Abeg to avoid any embarassment once u decide to post and u want attentn 4 dat let knw ur course...... Coz wit dat ur coursemate dat had much idea can be of help to ur questns..... Undastood..... John how va dnt tell me say u neva finish dat syllabus of urs..?
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Fynestboi: 7:32am On Apr 09, 2013
haydee012: Thankx for ur care...can i knw if i can bring subject(e.g physics) questions 2 d house for solvin or is dere any other room for dat?
https://www.nairaland.com/1209518/jamb-physics-chemistry

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