okorocha22: My brodaz
lolz....I no even know sey we plenty like dis. anyway sha, like I said b4 "OLUWA IS DEFINITELY INVOLVED!" make UI n ASUU dey do as dem like
@Davids....I don't tink dere strike suppose affect d admission but neva let am rust ooo

Fynestboi: nawa for nigeria people them oooooooooooo, UI stated it clearly o deir website that those with 200 should apply am so dissapointed with sum aspirant with 180, 190 gng ahead to waste 2000 chaiiiiiiii nawa,

sum aspirant ve nt yet gotten dair own form naw ooooooo u wuld c them here cum 8th JULY they wud be asking useless questions like

is the form out?
wen would the form be out?
pls wen is the form closing etc...........

NA GOD GO SAVE US

adetunjienocht: please, i just printed out my application details, but my passoport including my signature did not appear...wat can i do.

adetunjienocht: please, i just printed out my application details, but my passoport including my signature did not appear...wat can i do.

adetunjienocht: [b][/b]

zenti99: Hi guys i completed my registration today, after printing the form ,i discovered that it was my fallback course that were displayed as my preferred course, is this normal? Or a fault.

okorocha22: pleeeeeeeaaaaaaassssseeeee, read carefully.

1st of all, I don tire to read! as a Mata of fact....since I finish jamb I no even knw were my text books dey(wait, Shey i get textbook at all) *thinking*......
the truth be say I no even do serious reading 4 d jamb wey I do.
also I no get any jamb series wey I even fit practice... myschool.com dey give me rubbish say na result. so I don block dem!!
in short, I just dey slip, wake, and play my ps2 game(pes, rumble racing and sometimes win11)
every morning, na calendar I dey read....then I wait for phcn 2 bring light.
I com dey ask myself say, na why I dey write all dis ****tinz sef....because I wan make una sabi say me just dey on *highkey* 4 here...no pressure, I no dey fear 4 dis putme because "oluwa is obviously highly onvolved!!!"
Shey I no dey too talk so,...one more (hot) info... I don quit 2go until....further notice!(pls, don't ask me y)...and pls don't quit on me, continue reading.
okay, d reason y I quit 2go is because...d tin dey chop my bat3, moreover I stil nid 2 finish my master leagues n also unlock more cars.
pls don't call me unserious because me dey talk reality.
meanwhile I don do my reg already(thank GOD) but y dem go com reduce my aggregate by 2marks, while my individual scores stil dey normal (jamb no fit do simple arithmetics, sending UI right scores but wrong aggregate).
anyway, dat 1 na dere nightmare because my GOD don tell UI say make dem tell me say na small tin.
E get one time like dat wey I dey beg 4 dis thread make somebody post d UI helpline, but nobody answer me.well GOD don answer me so no worries! I'm cool n happy!
hello peepz, na stil ur very own oko..ro..cha!!!
GOD IS MY MUSCLE!!!

Mikebis: yepa,xo we are of d bird of d same feda,me jst de wk up nd slip,evn ma mama don de talk say i 2 de slip 2 much,well its nt ma fault sha,i jst blv say all is well,concinin jamb aggregate score,me 2 get d xam prob,i jst pray mk e no affect me,cos d score wey ui upload 4 me de dffrnt 4rm d 1 wey i get 4 jamb result print out.

shakur07: Even if e rust sef ** na h2s04 we go use as remedy oh

okorocha22:
no worries my broda, jamb is full of shit. UI themselves said dat they hav observed such error from jamb dis year.....*runs 2 check my calendar*(my daily routine)....

Mikebis: Yeeeepa,i get big wahala o.1st time chkn ma jamb result,it waz 209,i did nt prnt it,2nd time 4 me 2 go nd print it,i saw 208,nw wen am regstrn ui post ume,ui upload 209 4 me,whch cannot b change,plz wat wll i do.sm1 2 ansa o

Izzyguy: bro dat means 209 is ur real score u can confirm by recheckin ur jamb result

okorocha22:
hahaha...
but seriously, Wich is better in removing rust? h2so4 or hcl

yemmytcm: #juz passing by#....i don laff tire,i hope i avnt laugh that of tomorrow gan with today....yepa,okorocha,taylor,and davids...you no go kill person....jeez,that was really funny...U.I oooo,dnt forget second choice,else.....#slams the door#

Attah Ojoma :
#yawns# It's a kul mrnin, hw jackn tinx? Strike strike strike na wa o! E beta no affect us o coz me don tire 4 al dis tension o! Haba! I don dey lose weight already #goes to check weight#

okorocha22:
hahaha...
but seriously, Wich is better in removing rust? h2so4 or hcl

okorocha22:
hahaha...
but seriously, Wich is better in removing rust? h2so4 or hcl

shakur07: Check weight ke*** u beta go eat ZIK or AWO beans make yhu fat

Attah Ojoma :
Na my plan b dat, tnx jare #runs to buy beans#

Attah Ojoma :
Are u askin? Go mix d two 2geda, e go work wella dt way buh mind u my hand no dey o

shakur07: From ma laboratory research ** i fink its h2so4

shakur07: me i no fit compare masef to okorocha *taylor and divads oh ** awon iwe factoria ** awon spankers**nt d chicken brained like shakur **oya GOD cuman do wonders in ma own life too oooooo

okorocha22:
ehnehe, I gast begin my own research sef
@divads, Shey u provide me with some rustssss*joking*