shakur07: me i knw for ma mind say u don destroy unilag nao ** sucess bro

Mesopotamia:
lolz.....me i jst did ma best ni ooo.......na jst d math give me prob small........mostly sequence and series,vein diagram,ineqaulity,longitude and latitude,etc......
Ma own prob be sey,i no sabi math.......i jst did 'ini mini mani mo'

shakur07: bur nevertheless** ya 38 outta 40 still dey on point abi or else ...

Mesopotamia: I'm done with unilag post utme......result should be out by thurs........waiting 4 UI own na.........

Hausa: was it d usual eng, maths & gen. paper?
Btw, y u.i come carry am 4 head like dis?

Hausa: was it d usual eng, maths & gen. paper?
Btw, y u.i come carry am 4 head like dis?

Mesopotamia:
yeah.....40 question[15 Eng,15 maths and 10 gen paper] for just 30 min.........calc nt allowed.

Hausa: dis ur article na fire.
Mind u, FG is not owing any scholars 3 yrs arrears.
Be guided

shakur07: rules are meant to be broken oh ** Senate fit amend d bill nao so as to favour me ** as per say i be Jonah"s pikin

okorocha22:
Is Steve a Job?
Is P a Diddy?
Is 50 a cent?
Is Dame a Patience?
.
.
Is fynest a boi
Lolz!!!

Mikebis: u don hear say dis world go end 2020*open tit*

Dr.'Hesjay:
@atesunate....
How far dat paro na?..u've nt bn coming online....where cn he get d form?

Taylor184: #watchin in 4D#

Hausa: I have a feeling d@ dis u.i exam is gonna catch a lot of people unawares...
Cos with d look of things, a lot of pple seem to have dropd their books.
>
''ahhhh, i saw dis question & just ovalooked it'';
''damn, i just nided more time to complete d@ book'';
''OMG! I dint knw dis kind of question will be asked'';
''i was so tired to even open my books afta i got bak from work''
>
excetra, excetra...
anyway, its something d@ happens all d time sha.
....afterall d more tins change, d more dey stay d same....
God will help us all

SOA93: i got 258 in jamb(my jamb combinatn is bio,che,phy n eng),i av D7 in my olevel chemistry.also my post jamb reg told mi wrong jamb combinatn.UI is my 1st n 2nd choicd.i also want to study physics or anthropology in UI,wot is my chances of bin admitted.

Mikebis: i gues dis ur first time skn 4 admissn rite?¤eyes rolln¤calculator ko calculator ni

Atesunate15: HABAeven if this is not the 1st time does it mean u suld not answer him wella. sum skuls allow calculator. owky?

Mesopotamia: THIS WAS ACTUALLY POSTED BY A FELLOW PROSPECTIVE AKOKITE ON UNILAG THREAD.I SHOOK MY HEAD IN PITY WHEN I READ IT THIS MORNING:

Hausa: I have a feeling d@ dis u.i exam is gonna catch a lot of people unawares...
Cos with d look of things, a lot of pple seem to have dropd their books.
>
''ahhhh, i saw dis question & just ovalooked it'';
''damn, i just nided more time to complete d@ book'';
''OMG! I dint knw dis kind of question will be asked'';
''i was so tired to even open my books afta i got bak from work''
>
excetra, excetra...
anyway, its something d@ happens all d time sha.
....afterall d more tins change, d more dey stay d same....
God will help us all

Fynestboi: e.g OAU

Hausa: I have a feeling d@ dis u.i exam is gonna catch a lot of people unawares...
Cos with d look of things, a lot of pple seem to have dropd their books.
>
''ahhhh, i saw dis question & just ovalooked it'';
''damn, i just nided more time to complete d@ book'';
''OMG! I dint knw dis kind of question will be asked'';
''i was so tired to even open my books afta i got bak from work''
>
excetra, excetra...
anyway, its something d@ happens all d time sha.
....afterall d more tins change, d more dey stay d same....
God will help us all

FUN TIME:
BEST JOKES OF AKPOS
Teacher: where have you been
since
2weeks
Akpos: sir am looking for the
moon
ooo
_______________ _______________
__________
Teacher: why are you on the floor
writting?
Akpos: Na you say make i no use
table to solve the quetion
_______________ _______________
__________
Ekaitte: I heard that your Grandpa
fall in the well, is he alright now?
Akpos: he must be, because since
yestaday he has stop calling for
help
_______________ _______________
__________
Ekaitte: Honey am pregnant
Akpos: then go abort it na
Ekaitte: The doctor said 500k for
the
abortion.
Akpos: Don't worry just give birth,
I
will kill the baby myself!
_______________ _______________
__________
Akpors : Mum you lied to me that
my
sister is a little angel?
Mum : Yes she is!
Akpors : How come she did not fly
when I threw her from the five
storey
building.
_______________ _______________
__________
Akpors went into a political rally
and
he saw a young lady with a badge
at
her chest written press and he go
press and the lady slap him
_______________ _______________
__________
Pastor: if your bible and ipad are
falling, which will u catch first?
Akpos: My ipad ooo, because the
bible said the word of God can't
be
broken.
_______________ _______________
__________
Akpos: I am dreamin to be rich
just
like my father.
Teaher:"Is your father rich?
Akpos: No, he's dreaming Too
_______________ _______________
__________
PRINCIPAL: Akpos your result
wasvery
poor and disgraceful. What's even
your favourite subject?
AKPOS: Free period.
_______________ _______________
__________
Akpos: I wish I had been born
4000
years ago!
Teacher: Why?
Akpos: I would not have to learn
too
much history
_______________ _______________
__________
Akpos: I can't marry u, my family
members refused..
Ekaette: Who're those trying to
stop
our love?.
Akpos: My wife&my 8 kids
_______________ _______________
__________
Is there a smile on your face

Leystra: @Fynestboi tanx 4 yesterday... na my 2go number I won drop o wey dat robbot just dey dash me ban like gift... I don't know bo ya won bi sòóre mèjá ní...