Taylor184: Mrnin guys

Morin!

To whom it may concern,good morning,hw was ur night,hope u didn't bed wet?

Attah Ojoma :
my 1 nd only kb, hw was ur nyt? Myn was awesome

short...slept late and woke up early...nairalanders on watsapp didnt make me slip til 12am

Mesopotamia: TO DO LIST FOR TODAY,FRI 4TH OCT 2013.
*wake up.
*scrath head.
*scratch balls.
*scratch nyash.
*go and piss.
*visit nairaland.
*check mail.
*check facebook.
*join family for morning devotion[i hate this part]
*visit my WC while i'm listening to front page news and analysis on classic fm.
*wash my face and clean with facial cleaner.
*go back to sleep after everyone might have gone out[home alone]
*wake up again[if God allow am]
*Visit the kitchen straight[they don't joke with my food in this house]
*feed the dogs,clean their cage and pack their sh-!t[i hate packing dog shit especially when i jst de-worm them]
*visit nairaland again.
*visit facebook again.
*make a call to a new girl i'm chasing in my church.
*watch tv while i switch off my phone coz i wanna charge.
*take my bath and brush my teeth[are u suprise dat i'm bathing at noon?+i dnt like brushing b4 eating]
*sleep again.
*visit facebook and look for trouble.
*I'm nt forgeting my 2go peepz.I'll be online bt offline coz i dnt wanna chat wif some retards on my list.
*feed the dogs again and play play play.
*eat again
*sleep again
*eat again.........
*If u wanna knw the rest,pay me a visit....[girls only-i no be gay.]

lol...cant stop laffin...bt bro,this is what i also do evriday!!dre ar sum diff tho

Taylor184: lol...cant stop laffin...bt bro,this is what i also do evriday!!dre ar sum diff tho

what diff?......u no dey scratch ball when u wake up?

cleverj01: Hope ur nyt ws fun? Mine ws just lyk d tales of heavens!

yeah...I ad fun while sleeping.

Mesopotamia:
what diff?......u no dey scratch ball when u wake up?

SMH

Itz_pretzy: SMH

S-so
M-many
H-h0ez

Mesopotamia:
what diff?......u no dey scratch ball when u wake up?

hahaha...sumtyms sha

Wat a day!

Mesopotamia: TO DO LIST FOR TODAY,FRI 4TH OCT 2013.
*wake up.
*scrath head.
*scratch balls.
*scratch nyash.
*go and piss.
*visit nairaland.
*check mail.
*check facebook.
*join family for morning devotion[i hate this part]
*visit my WC while i'm listening to front page news and analysis on classic fm.
*wash my face and clean with facial cleaner.
*go back to sleep after everyone might have gone out[home alone]
*wake up again[if God allow am]
*Visit the kitchen straight[they don't joke with my food in this house]
*feed the dogs,clean their cage and pack their sh-!t[i hate packing dog shit especially when i jst de-worm them]
*visit nairaland again.
*visit facebook again.
*make a call to a new girl i'm chasing in my church.
*watch tv while i switch off my phone coz i wanna charge.
*take my bath and brush my teeth[are u suprise dat i'm bathing at noon?+i dnt like brushing b4 eating]
*sleep again.
*visit facebook and look for trouble.
*I'm nt forgeting my 2go peepz.I'll be online bt offline coz i dnt wanna chat wif some retards on my list.
*feed the dogs again and play play play.
*eat again
*sleep again
*eat again.........
*If u wanna knw the rest,pay me a visit....[girls only-i no be gay.]

Itz_pretzy: SMH

simisola oo

Taylor184: hahaha...sumtyms sha

BURSTED!

Rain:..fallin (causin so many ish dis mawnin)

work:...thinking/dnt knw yet
bath:....nah (later)
food:...eaten
Me:....Kinda Lazy
fone:..busy

Now, d Q
wah shud i do? stay @ om or wah?....#confusd

Hope dat fun didnt lead 2 Bed wetting oh! 2 much of evritin is bad!

Itz_pretzy: yeah...I ad fun while sleeping.

Taylor184: hahaha...sumtyms sha

boboyi npa iro o

cleverj01: Wat a day!

yeah....what a day!

Mesopotamia:
S-so
M-many
H-h0ez

yeah it's obvious.....for a guy that scratches his balls

Sup sleek! Its unlike u! U'r online so early

cleverj01: Hope dat fun didnt lead 2 Bed wetting oh! 2 much of evritin is bad!

see fipa

cleverj01: Gudmrnin 2 all d sexy mamas in d hous i.e itz_pretty,mismak,quivah,sleek_hoyeen,Attah OJOma,ifyroberts ati be be lo! Being unique is keepin up wit d trends bt nt following d crowd! Dats d only way u get 2 b noticed nd appreciated 4 whom u ar! #food 4 thought!

morning, Mr. Jay.

No mind am joor! He is a shyist! Lol!

Mesopotamia:
boboyi npa iro o

Mismak: Rain:..fallin (causin so many ish dis mawnin)

work:...thinking/dnt knw yet
bath:....nah (later)
food:...eaten
Me:....Kinda Lazy
fone:..busy

Now, d Q
wah shud i do? stay @ om or wah?....#confusd

laziness @it peak#winks

cleverj01: Hope dat fun didnt lead 2 Bed wetting oh! 2 much of evritin is bad!

lolzzz! No worries! I've way overgrown that.

Itz_pretzy: yeah it's obvious.....for a guy that scratches his balls

lolz.......it only happen once/day

Oga mi sir...

cleverj01: No mind am joor! He is a shyist! Lol!

hope u ar gtd

cleverj01: No mind am joor! He is a shyist! Lol!

dnt mind him...hardly will u see a dude dat doesn't do it.

Gudmrnin! Pretty eyes!

Sleek_Hoyeen: morning, Mr. Jay.

Mesopotamia:
lolz.......it only happen once/day

one/day = 7/week = 30/month = 365/year!!! OMG!

Itz_pretzy: lolzzz! No worries! I've way overgrown that.

u sure?....coz d last time i visited u,u were spreading ur mat in the sun.

Of cus! Bt its dangerous wen in ur dreams u'r in d rest room tryin 2 reliev urself!

Itz_pretzy: lolzzz! No worries! I've way overgrown that.

Mesopotamia:
u sure?....coz d last time i visited u,u were spreading ur mat in the sun.

tah! Meshionu! Stop lieing

Itz_pretzy: one/day = 7/week = 30/month = 365/year!!! OMG!

jeeeez!......see as u help me do d summary!