Assuming you're in a bus and mess is catching you, what to do instead of allowing people to rain curses on you.

To me i will say:
Gather your momentum together and release it with force and with great noise.
Like:- praaaapoooo,foohhh,fiinnn
(NOTE: silent is disallowed)!
Immediately you released it look at the person at your left/right/front/back side, smile small, say sorry and then brow your face. Trust me everybody will burst into

what do you think?

Try it in Lagos and they will throw you off the third mainland bridge