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What My Daddy Told Me by ThugLife1(m): 12:36am On Feb 29, 2008 |
Daddy told me long ago, "Son, don't play with your dick. Your teeth will rot, your nose will grow, It's sure to make you sick." "Your palms will get all hairy, Or so I've heard it said. You'll grow up to be a fairy Just like your uncle Ned." "Your bones will crack, your skin will crawl Your back will always ache. You won't grow more than four feet tall. Your knees will start to shake." "Your tongue will get all mushy, Your hair will all turn green, And then you'll lose your Behind Before you turn thirteen." "Your ears will flop, your eyes will cross, Your crotch will start to smell. Your brain will turn to applesauce. You'll die and go to hell." "And if they ask me how you died, I'll tell them you were sick. But in my heart I'll know I lied. It's 'cause you pulled your prick!" Daddy went to work this morn And Mommy's in the kitchen. I think I'll get out Daddy's porn And give myself a twitchin'. |
Re: What My Daddy Told Me by Migines(m): 1:06am On Feb 29, 2008 |
*exits NAIRALAND* |
Re: What My Daddy Told Me by ThugLife1(m): 1:28am On Feb 29, 2008 |
lol don't get u |
Re: What My Daddy Told Me by ashaby(f): 6:39am On Feb 29, 2008 |
U be real thug! |
Re: What My Daddy Told Me by success123(m): 8:37am On Feb 29, 2008 |
thug ebu ewu. |
Re: What My Daddy Told Me by clemcykul(f): 12:33pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
speak english |
Re: What My Daddy Told Me by ituen(m): 7:58pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
*leaves d thread* |
Re: What My Daddy Told Me by segunpc(m): 10:38am On Mar 03, 2008 |
good advices |
Re: What My Daddy Told Me by ronkybaby(f): 4:58pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
Quit pls |
Re: What My Daddy Told Me by naijababe2(f): 7:49pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
'she clears her throat' and exists thread. |
Re: What My Daddy Told Me by delib: 7:57pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
that means u daddy is a d**k sucker |
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